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"DEATH TO THE ANNOYING" from Megan

i have a problem. there is this really annoying little asian dude who looks like his face was forsed into a blender. he calls my house at odd hours of the night and asks me out daily. how can i get him to go away? help meh. thankies.

The Curse: "Short Lived"

Every word has to be one syllable in the editor's response.

Gangsta Cheese responds:

yo slut

dat be one shit ass fuck up.

peep dis up now: dat guy want da vag. dat is all. you have what all foos want: vag. dats it!

he call you to get vag as much as dat foo can. he may be race dat i hear has small wang, so if you give him vag, you will be bored an' shit.

here's what you do: join a gang, have gang kill his ass. den come find me and I give you huge wang. den I tell you to leave, and you won't, den I shoot you.

dats it. get to dat shit now, slut.