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Brand New: Deja Entendu (
73)
by Rawrb A brand new Brand New album! Wow, I bet they've never heard that lame pun-type comment before. "Wow! Your band name is Brand New, therefore you must be a brand new band!" Grr.
Darwin's Waiting Room (5)
by Gawkman Gawkman reviews a rap metal band that has absolutely nothing new and/or original to offer. Except maybe a name that deals with the inventor of the theory of evolution. Nevermind, evolution isn't exactly a new idea either.
Flybanger: Headtrip to Nowhere (1)
by Murph Review of a newer band's major label debut. It makes you wanna bunjee jump from construction sites!
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From Zero Green CD (pre-Arista debut) (1)
by Rawrb Once in a while, a band comes along that will absolutely blow you away. Well, here is one of those. Watch Kayn try to keep from having an orgasm while he reviews them.
Hatebreed - Preserverance (16)
by Rawrb Death, kill, BLOOD, ROWAARR! Death, kill, BLOOD, ROWAARR! Death, kill, BLOOD, ROWAARR! Death, kill, BLOOD, ROWAARR! Death, kill, BLOOD, ROWAARR! Death, kill, BLOOD, ROWAARR! Death, kill, BLOOD, ROWAARR! Death, kill, BLOOD, ROWAARR! Death, kill, BLOOD, ROWAARR! Death, kill, BLOOD, ROWAARR! Death, kill, BLOOD, ROWAARR! Death, kill, BLOOD, ROWAARR! Death, kill, BLOOD, ROWAARR! Death, kill, BLOOD, ROWAARR!
Hatebreed - The Rise of Brutality (2)
by Rawrb Hatebreed! Their 3rd album hits us like a bloody rawr of deathy heavy kill! Does it stand up to their standards, or are they starting to write pop music? READ ON!
Machine Head - Through the Ashes of Empires (2)
by Murph Machine Head's new album, "Through the Ashes of Empires" was written and recorded while Machine Head was an unsigned band in the US. I don't think it's a coincidence that this is the best album they've released since their first.
Nothingface (2)
by Gawkman Wow. This band is simply amazing. Original sound, signature vocals, outstanding song-writing, and sheer intensity. Sheer intensity. Where did the word 'sheer' come from? Why do they use it in that fashion? Whenever I here the word 'sheer', I think of panty hose...
Psychostick (16)
by Shafty Shafty objectively reviews the new Psychostick CD, despite the fact that two of the band members are also Pluh editors. What are they going to do, decrease his pay from zero to negative zero? HAHRHARH ARHARHRHRHRJRHRRrwr@22!1
Queensryche - Operation Mindcrime II (2)
by Shafty Shafty points his HATE CANNON at Queensryche's latest offering: Operation Mindcrime 2!
Sepultura's Sepulnation (1)
by Rawrb Well, here's the new Sepultura CD. Anyone have change for a dollar? I want one of those packages of cookies in the vending machine downstairs...
Sevendust - Retrospect DVD (1)
by Murph SEVENDUST! DVD! The two join forces to forage an item with that of witch have never been seen! A Sevendust DVD!
Sevendust - Seasons (6)
by Rawrb Sevendust's lastest CD is released not too long after Animosity was. SLAR! Does it defy and destroy, or is it disappointing? Read on to find out! OOH! SUSPENSE! Of the seasons! Like Those Zelda games I need to finish!
Staind - Break The Cycle (2)
by Rawrb Well, they have returned with an excellent followup to their previous major label debut. STAIN-NUH-DUH! THEY ARE BACKS!
System of a Down - Toxicity (3)
by Murph New System of a Down will be your best friend! Do not turn your back on your friends! NOOOO! WE LOVE YOUS!!
