A Beautiful Mind (10 comments) by Shafty Shafty finally recovers the long-lost movie review he submitted that earned him his EDITAR position. Pay attention, would-be editars. Oh, and Gawkman... duck.
American Pie 2 (13 comments) by Rawrb Kayn goes nuts an thangs after watching American Pie II. Here is the release! Er...result!
Constantine (6 comments) by PsiNyde Look here! Yeah you. HAWR HAR HAWHAHAH..made you look. Well, while you're here, check out my review of Constantine.
Dracula 2000 (4 comments) by Rawrb I AM DRACULA AND I AM A STUPID GUY WHO WANTS TO SUCK YOUR BLOOD THAT CONTAINS PLASMA, RED BLOOD CELLS (THOSE ARE MY FAVORITE) AND WHITE BLOOD CELLS! THIS MAKES ME EVIL!
Drumline (140 comments) by Gawkman Occasionally, movies about a specific topic based on a distorted Hollywood perception can sometimes be more entertaining than an actual good movie. This is one of those occasions.
Eurotrip (11 comments) by Murph Murph gets to go to a stupid advance screening and reviews the suprizingly funny generic teen comedy, Eurotrip!
Another comic book movie; Fantastic Four, does stuff that stuff and then I describe the review of the movie. HTML.
Final Fantasy - The Spirits Within (1 comments) by Rawrb Kayn reviews the movie based on the Final Fantasy video game series. Wow! It's another crossover! Where are my pants?!
Hannibal (3 comments) by Rawrb The sequel to The Silence of the Lambs. Pretty damn crazy, and uh, *BARF*
Hellboy (8 comments) by Gawkman Once again, a movie that looks really cool somehow ends up not being so! That's all I have time to say... back to kicking myself in the ass for thinking a movie would actually live up to the hype.
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (6 comments) by Murph Murph reviews the newest of Kevin Smith's "Jersey Saga"
Jurassic Park III (0 comments) by Rawrb Smart raptors, big dinos, stupid blonde chick, smart Grant, a parachute, and a candy bar. What do these things have in common? No, YOUR MOM! Your mom is so fat, when a T-Rex eats her, it becomes really FULL! OOH!
Kung Pow! (12 comments) by Gawkman Gawkman reviews what most will probably refer to as the stupidest movie of all time. I liked it, too.
Lord of the Rings (8 comments) by Rawrb Kayn drags his sweet honey thang to a movie-poo, and yes, he watched it. Because it was Lord of the Rings, the biggest movie to ever hit the dorks and nerds across TEH WARLD!
Lord of the Rings - The Two Towers (11 comments) by Rawrb A year later, with even more anticipation in the air. After numerous trailers, lots of hype, and watching Fellowship a gazillion jillion times, this sequel had a lot to live up to.
Lord Of the Rings: Return of the King (6 comments) by Gawkman Gawkman man reviews the movie! He never read the books! He's a loser!
Matrix Revolutions (4 comments) by Shafty Oh no! Hollywood marketed as "blockbuster" a movie that makes us think! Run away, all you misled brain-dead film critics, to your sheltered life of ghey appliance secks!
Panic Room (2 comments) by Rawrb What do you get when you buy a house in New York where there is a room that is encased in steel and has thingys with TV MONITARS to watch your house? If you answered 'Orange Mushrooms,' you need to clip your toenails.
Planet of the Apes (0 comments) by Rawrb I hate monkey jokes. I won't bother with stupid monkey jokes by putting them in this review description. It's monkey time! ...shit.
Red Dragon (3 comments) by Rawrb Hannibal Lecter! Err...LECTAR! Yes, teh prequel to Silence of the Lambs (called Red Dragon) is out and about, with lots of crazy and blarg! Do you fear being eaten? Do you jump at crazy surprising thingys? SHUT UP!
Resident Evil (8 comments) by Murph Evil review of evil proportions! Movie is so evil! Who is currently residing at this residence? ...EVIL!
Shaun of the Dead (2 comments) by Rawrb Described as, "A Romantic Comedy... with ZOMBIES!" Can it get any better? No, I don't think it can.
Signs (5 comments) by Gawkman Gawkman reviews the movie Signs. WHAT WAS THAT SOUND? *blows hole in computer monitor with shotgun*. Oh, it was just the copymachine...
Six-String Samurai (5 comments) by Murph What do Elvis, cavemen, astronaughts, bowlers, Death, gumballs, cannibals, windmills, spinach monsters, The German Army, samurai swords, ghetto midgets and ratchets all have in common? Star Wars! No... wait, I mean, Six-String Samurai!
Spider-Man 2 (10 comments) by Murph The sequel to "Mask of Zorro" is finally here! That's right! Mask of Zorro 2: Spider-Man 2!
Star Wars Episode II (6 comments) by Rawrb Well, much waiting. Actually, NOTHING BUT WAITING. STUPID! After the somewhat good, yet vividly attrocious Episode I, CAPTAIN GEORGE LUCAS steps forward with a sequal prequal! OOH!
TEHminem the MOVIE! (4 comments) by Mr. Teh Mr. Eminem Shady comes outTEHwith the best movie of all time. It has lusTEH and betrayal and action and exciTEHment and romance and rapping and zombie dinosaur ninjas!
The 6th Day (0 comments) by Rawrb Woa, my first 'critic' session. Maybe someone will start paying me a gazillion-jillion DOLLARS for reviewing their stupid movies! BAHAH! Those fools!
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (3 comments) by Gawkman Gawkman and Murph go see a movie. I think it was called OMG LOOK OUT FOR THOSE FALLING ROCKS NO WAIT IT WAS HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY STUPID!
The New World (3 comments) by Rawrb John Smith meets Poke-her-hontas, har har. Wait, wasn't there another animated movie that told this story? Oh well. I suppose stories needs to be told over and over again this day and age, some with more violence and drama. And Colin Farrel.
Tomb Raider (0 comments) by Murph An pretty good video game movie!! Was it possible? It has more action, excitement, danger, and boobies than any Indiana Jones movie! Well, actually none of those except for the last one... but that's ok! Boobies!
Torque (3 comments) by Rawrb The creators of the "smash hits" known as "The Fast and the Furious" and it's cleverly named sequel, "2 Fast 2 Furious," bring to us the motorcycle drama/racing/crapfest known as "Torque."
Vertical Limit (1 comments) by Murph Murph, our random editor, manages to make words come together to form sentences that critique Vertical Limit. BLoogar!