Pluhbabes

Alyssa Milano (27 comments) by Rawrb
No! STUPID FEMININITY! Can it get any more worser?! I want to make a collect call now! QUIT LOOKING SO DAMN GOOD!

Amanda Peet (3 comments) by Gawkman
Gawkman reviews a not so shy female chick that is attractive in nature and should be naked more often. NAKED! NEKKID!

Angelina Jolie (13 comments) by Rawrb
Angelina Jolie. Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing!

Aria Giovanni (31 comments) by Shafty
At long last, a new Pluhbabe--the uber-hot Aria Giovanni--comes to rescue us from Mrs. Teh's horrible visage. Aria also explains in detail why she wants teh Shaftywarmth, and why Murph will never have a chance with her.

Ashley Judd (7 comments) by Shafty
Did you know that, in ye Olde English, the word "Judd" actually means "pitifully wretched country music?" Or so I've heard. Shafty knows teh nothing about country music. Shafty cares not to know about country music. Due to Shafty's decidedly anti-country music slant, Ashley Judd passed under Shafty's Pluhbabe radar for quite some time. NO LONGER!! Pluhbabe, thy name art Ashley Judd!

Beckie (3 comments) by Gawkman
Good ol' Gawkman (or something) finds a little flower chick on the internet. Gee, how many times can a human being find someone like this? Oh, pretty much NEVER! Read on to see why BECKIE! is just a mega-uber-pluhbabe, to us, and to you. Yer.

Brooke Burke (11 comments) by Rawrb
New Pluhbabe! Well, if you're reading this two months from now, it's not new. SO WHAT?! It has boobies. FEAR TEH BOOBIEARS!!

Brooke Langton (14 comments) by Rawrb
Do you know her? NO! I do though. I don't KNOW know her like I mets her, but I know who she is. Yes, this means: PLUHBABE TIME!

Cameron Diaz (3 comments) by Rawrb
Have we ever review'd a mediocre Pluhbabe? Is that an oxymoron? SHUT UP! You have some attitude. I don't care if you were dropped down the stairs as a baby, you get no sympathy. Hey, if you're going to look at me like that, I'm gonna just remove my belt and...

Catherine Zeta Jones (0 comments) by Rawrb
There's nothing like a spirited woman. Well, maybe a spirited woman in a bikini. With a sword. And gummy bears.

Charlize Theron (4 comments) by Rawrb
Charlize! Cool name, hot boobays, RAWRRR BANG BANG DELI SANDWICH!

Daisy Fuentes (2 comments) by Rawrb
Kayn tackles (heh) one of his favorite celeb crushes. Just don't tell his girlfriend. She'll probably chop off his--err, wait. This is a family website. Then why do we have revealing photos of Daisy? WTF? Kids need to sleep! They need to play violent videogames because they influence them with violence! And cookies taste like chopped insulation!

Denise Richards (0 comments) by Gawkman
You know, why the hell haven't we had her on here? Stupid lack of feminine locating h4x0r1ng skillz with cupcakes. WTF? Glarbyshnar.

Drain STH (1 comments) by Gawkman
TheGawkster attacks a new form of Pluhbabe: A METAL BAND! No, he's not gay; the band is a chick band. And as strange as this sounds, they're attractive. Yes, attractive metal females do exist. Read to see!

Elizabeth Hurley (1 comments) by Rawrb
Anyone that has seen Austin Powers should have no argument for why this beautiful creature deserves to be a Pluhbabe. Anyone that has not seen Austin Powers needs to rent it now, or face death by no sex at Castle Anthrax in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Faith Hill (2 comments) by Rawrb
What is it with female country singers? Such beautiful babes in conjunction with such lame music that has gotten so far from it's roots that it merely resembles a fungus. Well, let's look; not listen.

Fay Masterson (3 comments) by Gawkman
Gawkman reviews one of the most Pluhbabe-worthy Pluhbabes he has ever come across, while trying to not drool all over himself. STUPID HOT FEMALES CAUSING DEHYDRATION!

Gabrielle Reece (2 comments) by Shafty
ESPN recently named Gabrielle Reece as one of the ten sexiest athletes in the world. # 9, to be precise. Feeling snubbed by not being named #1, Gabby? Come put your head on Shafty's shoulder while he consoles you with teh news that, unlike numbers 1 through 8, YOU have been named the only, and therefore SEXIEST, PLUHBABE ATHLETE EVAR!!!

Gillian Anderson (2 comments) by Rawrb
Well, we managed to get Gillian Anderson up in this bitch. Mind if I, dig through her file cabinet? HAHAH! Damn I'm so witty!

Heather Graham (1 comments) by Gawkman
From Mercedes to Rollergirl, this jaw-dropping female rolls over hearts. HAHA! I'm FUNNY! I said she "rolls over hearts", and Mercedes have wheels, and the "roller" in "Rollergirl" refers to wheels, which roll, so therefore I made a logical connection between the two, even though they were different characters from movies, proving that my wit cannot be held back by a simple...

Jennie Finch (7 comments) by Shafty
Holy crap, a review AND news post by Shafty in the same week? What's next, Murph actually getting some action? HAHAH HAHAHAHAHRHARHARRRRR

Jennifer Aniston (14 comments) by Rawrb
Jennifer Aniston, revisited. S-sort of. But now, she's married to the pretty-boy fight clibbin vampiric bitchass Brad Pitt.

Jennifer Love Hewitt (4 comments) by Rawrb
This is the female that truly inspired the Pluhbabes idea, and could very well be thought of as the "Official Pluh Extreme Babe". She is attractive. I know that everyone is entitled to thier own opinion, but if you think differently, you're WRONG!

Jewel (1 comments) by Rawrb
Well, it had just occured to Kayn that one of his many celeb 'crushes' was Jewel, a rather popular musician/poet/hottie that seemlessly fought her way through life kicking all sorts of ass, from basically scratch.

Juliette Lewis (5 comments) by Gawkman
Gawkman makes a comeback with a Pluhbabe of hotness! As opposed to a Pluhbabe of... vegetable garden...ness...

Katie Holmes (0 comments) by Rawrb
She's pretty. What can I say? I know, I'll talk about PIZZA! I like pizza, especially anchovies. Sometimes I like to get a pizza with nothing but anchovies... no cheese, not bread, no crust, just anchovies. Tires are round. Okay, I think I filled in this space well enough.

Kim Smith (0 comments) by Rawrb
I decided to save you loyal Pluh peepz and put out a new pluhbabe. Because God knowsit was time for a new one. Not that there is anything wrong with Shannon Elizabeth,you just can't stare at the same Pluhbabe every day. Well, ok you can, andthere's nothing wrong with that. So without further adue, this month's, day's, YEAR's pluhbabe is the notorious Kim Smith!

Laura Prepon (1 comments) by Murph
Pluhbabe of that babe from That 70's Show! It's a funny show, like Pluh! Except for the show part... and possibly the funny.

Lindsey Lohan (19 comments) by Rawrb
Dumb? Yes. Questionable judgement? Yes. Dances on tabletops? Yes. Eats sushi with a spork? Probably.

Liv Tyler (2 comments) by Rawrb
Oh yeah, it's AMAZING (HAHA, like that Aerosmith song, and Steve Tyler is her dad, HAHA) we haven't reviewed her yet. She are the hot.

Mandy Moore (0 comments) by Rawrb
She's hot, she sings, she's monster hot, she...sings, SHE'S HOT! This month/era/nanoseconds pluhbabe is none other than the veluptuous MANDY MOORE!

Milla Jovovich (3 comments) by Shafty
Oh nos, the dreaded supermodel/actress/musician combination! Run for fear that you will be assaulted by the oh-so-mediocre hordes of Steven Seagal ("actor"/"musician"), Jennifer Lopez (model/"singer"/"actress") and Dennis Rodman (athlete/"actor"/ass-clown)! Will Shafty's certain contempt for Milla Jovovich's career ambitions get in the way of his desire to give her the Shaftywarmth?

Monica Bellucci (6 comments) by Shafty
For once, Shafty scours the Intarrnet trying to find NON-NUDE pictures of a hotty! MERICAL!

Mrs. Teh (8 comments) by Mr. Teh
BOOBAYS? Bah! You fools know nothing of the things that make for worTEHy TEHbabe! Because you all are DUMB, Mr. TEH shall demonstraTEH your foolishness to you, and show you what a real TEHbabe is! BeTEHold your queen, FOOLS: Mrs. TEH!

Naomi Watts (0 comments) by Rawrb
It's time for me to come up with something clever about Naomi Watts playing with a big monkey.

Natalie Portman (3 comments) by Rawrb
I should pronouce her name, Natalie Portmayunn! However, she is not a mayunn. No no no - her honey-ness certainly depicts her a female. And an extremely...nice one at that. READ IT!

Neve Cambell (3 comments) by Gawkman
NEVE CAMBELL! Her name is NEVE CAMBELL! Haha, I TOLD YOU that I would remember her name in the morning! Wait a second, that probably made no sense to you, seeing that you are reading this before the actual review. Or it probably just sounded REALLY bad. Uhhh, read the following Pluhbabe review on NEVE CAMBELL, and you'll see why I said that. But just don't forget this, I DID remember her name after all!

Rene Zellweger (0 comments) by Gawkman
We all like a good girl from time to time. Especially a good girl that can be a bad girl. Or perhaps a bad girl that can be a good girl. Or we all just like a girl. But she's pretty, so no matter how you look at her, she's a girl.

Rose McGowan (2 comments) by Murph
There comes a time in a Murph's life when he must ponder on something like, "HOW THE HELL DID MARULYN MANSON NAIL THE SHIT OUT OF ROSE MCGOWAN?! HOW MUCH DOES HE PAY HER, AND WHY IS THIS IS ALL CAPS? OH, STUPId caps lock."

Salma Hayek (0 comments) by Rawrb
Okay, so what the hell is up with that last name? Well, it's all good though. I mean, with Boobies...like those, her last name can be Pooponyourspaghetti for all I care.

Sandra Bullock (0 comments) by Gawkman
Gawkman does a Pluhbabe of Sandra Bullock. And low and behold, he doesn't even get any in his fantasy this time! Well, that's fine. He didn't want any, anyway!!!

Sarah Michelle Gellar (11 comments) by Rawrb
Oh yes, we're still not sure why we haven't done Sarah Michelle Gellar yet. Stupid lack of common sense! Hey, but she's hot, and needs some Kayn love.

Shania Twain (7 comments) by Rawrb
Attractive females come in all shapes and sizes. And crappy music genres. Fortunately, around here it's mostly raw physical appearance that we worship, thus giving us an excuse. After all, we all know deep down we're never gonna be Any Guy of Hers.

Shannon Elizabeth (3 comments) by Murph
Another Pluh Babe! Rejoyce! You may be most familiar with her from Scary Movie and (in my opinion) very less than funny American Pie movies. But enough about movies, bring on the boobies!

Sheri Moon Zombie (3 comments) by PsiNyde
The only psychopathic chick with a gun that makes it look GOOD! Women of this caliber are hard to find! But don't take my word for it...wait, maybe you should. NO!

Sienna Guillory (3 comments) by Rawrb
So freaking hot. Didn't even know about her 'till that crapfest, "Resident Evil: Apocolypse." But you know what? She freakin' made that movie good.

Stacy Keibler (6 comments) by Rawrb
She's all, hot and stuff. Don't believe me? You must anti-hottie. I think that's punishable by death or several hours of Family Matters.

Stevie Case (11 comments) by Rawrb
I am going to ask you a question: how many FPS level designers do you know that are females? Okay, how many of those are hot females? Okay, of those, how many of those have been featured in Playboy? I rest my case (no pun intended).

Tara Reid (2 comments) by Rawrb
Tara Reid. She's another almost really famous chick that we'd like to take out to Swenson's and see her get jiggy with an Oreo Delux. Mmm...jiggy!