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Natalie Bomke (
3)
by Isikins A pluhbabe about Sacramento Fox 40 Morning News Anchor Natalie Bomke? Wheytaminit ... who?
Monica Bellucci (6)
by Shafty For once, Shafty scours the Intarrnet trying to find NON-NUDE pictures of a hotty! MERICAL!
Fay Masterson (3)
by Gawkman Gawkman reviews one of the most Pluhbabe-worthy Pluhbabes he has ever come across, while trying to not drool all over himself. STUPID HOT FEMALES CAUSING DEHYDRATION!
Stacy Keibler (6)
by Rawrb She's all, hot and stuff. Don't believe me? You must anti-hottie. I think that's punishable by death or several hours of Family Matters.
Sheri Moon Zombie (3)
by PsiNyde The only psychopathic chick with a gun that makes it look GOOD! Women of this caliber are hard to find! But don't take my word for it...wait, maybe you should. NO!
Naomi Watts (0)
by Rawrb It's time for me to come up with something clever about Naomi Watts playing with a big monkey.
Lindsey Lohan (20)
by Rawrb Dumb? Yes. Questionable judgement? Yes. Dances on tabletops? Yes. Eats sushi with a spork? Probably.
Sienna Guillory (3)
by Rawrb So freaking hot. Didn't even know about her 'till that crapfest, "Resident Evil: Apocolypse." But you know what? She freakin' made that movie good.
Jennie Finch (7)
by Shafty Holy crap, a review AND news post by Shafty in the same week? What's next, Murph actually getting some action? HAHAH HAHAHAHAHRHARHARRRRR
Juliette Lewis (5)
by Gawkman Gawkman makes a comeback with a Pluhbabe of hotness! As opposed to a Pluhbabe of... vegetable garden...ness...
Milla Jovovich (3)
by Shafty Oh nos, the dreaded supermodel/actress/musician combination! Run for fear that you will be assaulted by the oh-so-mediocre hordes of Steven Seagal ("actor"/"musician"), Jennifer Lopez (model/"singer"/"actress") and Dennis Rodman (athlete/"actor"/ass-clown)! Will Shafty's certain contempt for Milla Jovovich's career ambitions get in the way of his desire to give her the Shaftywarmth?
Aria Giovanni (31)
by Shafty At long last, a new Pluhbabe--the uber-hot Aria Giovanni--comes to rescue us from Mrs. Teh's horrible visage. Aria also explains in detail why she wants teh Shaftywarmth, and why Murph will never have a chance with her.
Brooke Langton (14)
by Rawrb Do you know her? NO! I do though. I don't KNOW know her like I mets her, but I know who she is. Yes, this means: PLUHBABE TIME!
Brooke Burke (11)
by Rawrb New Pluhbabe! Well, if you're reading this two months from now, it's not new. SO WHAT?! It has boobies. FEAR TEH BOOBIEARS!!
Gabrielle Reece (2)
by Shafty ESPN recently named Gabrielle Reece as one of the ten sexiest athletes in the world. # 9, to be precise. Feeling snubbed by not being named #1, Gabby? Come put your head on Shafty's shoulder while he consoles you with teh news that, unlike numbers 1 through 8, YOU have been named the only, and therefore SEXIEST, PLUHBABE ATHLETE EVAR!!!
Natalie Portman (3)
by Rawrb I should pronouce her name, Natalie Portmayunn! However, she is not a mayunn. No no no - her honey-ness certainly depicts her a female. And an extremely...nice one at that. READ IT!
Sandra Bullock (0)
by Gawkman Gawkman does a Pluhbabe of Sandra Bullock. And low and behold, he doesn't even get any in his fantasy this time! Well, that's fine. He didn't want any, anyway!!!
Ashley Judd (7)
by Shafty Did you know that, in ye Olde English, the word "Judd" actually means "pitifully wretched country music?" Or so I've heard. Shafty knows teh nothing about country music. Shafty cares not to know about country music. Due to Shafty's decidedly anti-country music slant, Ashley Judd passed under Shafty's Pluhbabe radar for quite some time. NO LONGER!! Pluhbabe, thy name art Ashley Judd!
Mandy Moore (0)
by Rawrb She's hot, she sings, she's monster hot, she...sings, SHE'S HOT! This month/era/nanoseconds pluhbabe is none other than the veluptuous MANDY MOORE!
Cameron Diaz (3)
by Rawrb Have we ever review'd a mediocre Pluhbabe? Is that an oxymoron? SHUT UP! You have some attitude. I don't care if you were dropped down the stairs as a baby, you get no sympathy. Hey, if you're going to look at me like that, I'm gonna just remove my belt and...
Laura Prepon (1)
by Murph Pluhbabe of that babe from That 70's Show! It's a funny show, like Pluh! Except for the show part... and possibly the funny.
Neve Cambell (3)
by Gawkman NEVE CAMBELL! Her name is NEVE CAMBELL! Haha, I TOLD YOU that I would remember her name in the morning! Wait a second, that probably made no sense to you, seeing that you are reading this before the actual review. Or it probably just sounded REALLY bad. Uhhh, read the following Pluhbabe review on NEVE CAMBELL, and you'll see why I said that. But just don't forget this, I DID remember her name after all!
Kim Smith (0)
by Rawrb I decided to save you loyal Pluh peepz and put out a new pluhbabe. Because God knowsit was time for a new one. Not that there is anything wrong with Shannon Elizabeth,you just can't stare at the same Pluhbabe every day. Well, ok you can, andthere's nothing wrong with that. So without further adue, this month's, day's, YEAR's pluhbabe is the notorious Kim Smith!
Shannon Elizabeth (3)
by Murph Another Pluh Babe! Rejoyce! You may be most familiar with her from Scary Movie and (in my opinion) very less than funny American Pie movies. But enough about movies, bring on the boobies!
Angelina Jolie (13)
by Rawrb Angelina Jolie. Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing!
Salma Hayek (0)
by Rawrb Okay, so what the hell is up with that last name? Well, it's all good though. I mean, with Boobies...like those, her last name can be Pooponyourspaghetti for all I care.
Sarah Michelle Gellar (11)
by Rawrb Oh yes, we're still not sure why we haven't done Sarah Michelle Gellar yet. Stupid lack of common sense! Hey, but she's hot, and needs some Kayn love.
Gillian Anderson (2)
by Rawrb Well, we managed to get Gillian Anderson up in this bitch. Mind if I, dig through her file cabinet? HAHAH! Damn I'm so witty!
Jennifer Aniston (14)
by Rawrb Jennifer Aniston, revisited. S-sort of. But now, she's married to the pretty-boy fight clibbin vampiric bitchass Brad Pitt.
Amanda Peet (3)
by Gawkman Gawkman reviews a not so shy female chick that is attractive in nature and should be naked more often. NAKED! NEKKID!
Denise Richards (0)
by Gawkman You know, why the hell haven't we had her on here? Stupid lack of feminine locating h4x0r1ng skillz with cupcakes. WTF? Glarbyshnar.
Shania Twain (7)
by Rawrb Attractive females come in all shapes and sizes. And crappy music genres. Fortunately, around here it's mostly raw physical appearance that we worship, thus giving us an excuse. After all, we all know deep down we're never gonna be Any Guy of Hers.
Rene Zellweger (0)
by Gawkman We all like a good girl from time to time. Especially a good girl that can be a bad girl. Or perhaps a bad girl that can be a good girl. Or we all just like a girl. But she's pretty, so no matter how you look at her, she's a girl.
Catherine Zeta Jones (0)
by Rawrb There's nothing like a spirited woman. Well, maybe a spirited woman in a bikini. With a sword. And gummy bears.
Faith Hill (2)
by Rawrb What is it with female country singers? Such beautiful babes in conjunction with such lame music that has gotten so far from it's roots that it merely resembles a fungus. Well, let's look; not listen.
Daisy Fuentes (2)
by Rawrb Kayn tackles (heh) one of his favorite celeb crushes. Just don't tell his girlfriend. She'll probably chop off his--err, wait. This is a family website. Then why do we have revealing photos of Daisy? WTF? Kids need to sleep! They need to play violent videogames because they influence them with violence! And cookies taste like chopped insulation!
Jennifer Love Hewitt (4)
by Rawrb This is the female that truly inspired the Pluhbabes idea, and could very well be thought of as the "Official Pluh Extreme Babe". She is attractive. I know that everyone is entitled to thier own opinion, but if you think differently, you're WRONG!
Heather Graham (1)
by Gawkman From Mercedes to Rollergirl, this jaw-dropping female rolls over hearts. HAHA! I'm FUNNY! I said she "rolls over hearts", and Mercedes have wheels, and the "roller" in "Rollergirl" refers to wheels, which roll, so therefore I made a logical connection between the two, even though they were different characters from movies, proving that my wit cannot be held back by a simple...
Katie Holmes (0)
by Rawrb She's pretty. What can I say? I know, I'll talk about PIZZA! I like pizza, especially anchovies. Sometimes I like to get a pizza with nothing but anchovies... no cheese, not bread, no crust, just anchovies. Tires are round. Okay, I think I filled in this space well enough.
Elizabeth Hurley (1)
by Rawrb Anyone that has seen Austin Powers should have no argument for why this beautiful creature deserves to be a Pluhbabe. Anyone that has not seen Austin Powers needs to rent it now, or face death by no sex at Castle Anthrax in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
Alyssa Milano (27)
by Rawrb No! STUPID FEMININITY! Can it get any more worser?! I want to make a collect call now! QUIT LOOKING SO DAMN GOOD!
Stevie Case (11)
by Rawrb I am going to ask you a question: how many FPS level designers do you know that are females? Okay, how many of those are hot females? Okay, of those, how many of those have been featured in Playboy? I rest my case (no pun intended).
Rose McGowan (2)
by Murph There comes a time in a Murph's life when he must ponder on something like, "HOW THE HELL DID MARULYN MANSON NAIL THE SHIT OUT OF ROSE MCGOWAN?! HOW MUCH DOES HE PAY HER, AND WHY IS THIS IS ALL CAPS? OH, STUPId caps lock."