New Pluhbabe! Well, if you're reading this two months from now, it's not new. SO WHAT?! It has boobies. FEAR TEH BOOBIEARS!!

Boobies Burke!

After much waiting and wondering when we were going to have a new Pluhbabe, Shafty reminded us all about our stupid-nature and thought we should have a pluhbabe for newness. And this is a special feat, because our new Pluhbabe is none other than the boobie'd splendor that is BROOKE BURKE!

Yes, that's right - if you haven't heard of Brooke, you are not watching much cable television! She appears on the E! network, where she hosts the "Wild On" show thingy. This show consists of these following things:

  • Brooke Burke.
  • Many Drunken Chicks at Tropical Paradises
  • Stupid guys saying, "Hot chicks *barf*"
  • Sometime famous hot chick goofing around
  • Brooke Burke usually in provactive outfit
  • BONAR! Oops.

Therefore, this is a great show. There isn't really any valid content that is worth mentioning, other than the special wonderful nature of boobies and more boobies.

Trying to think of content, because all blood has gone elsewhere.

Often I ponder the origin of boobies. But this doesn't mattar, because they are supar great. Yes! Okay, this may be lousy, but I cannot seem to come up with something noteworthy. OH! Yes, Brooke also posed in Playboy! YAY! This I must mention, because she has gone from the status of "person" to "object" because of this. "But Kayn," you stammer, scouring the 'net for nudie pictuars, "this is mean and degrading!"

BINGO! Though Brooke are teh hot and WOW, she basically sold her body for pictuars! Is this bad? To guys who like to oogle at hot boobies, not bad at all. But she then has lack of self-respect, therefore I have lack of respect for her! Thus, I think of her not as a person, but more of a BANG OBJECT! Negativity in a Pluhbabe review! I ARE SORRY! This shall stop immediately. *cries*

Give me boobies or give me...uhh...

Well, I know not much of Brook to be honest. She just "popped" up in my "brain" as I was pondering pluhbabe possiblity. I must add something that is good to this review, other than me mentioning boobies over and over. Which seemed to work thus far. Boobies. There I go again! So I'll discuss um...oh screw it.

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Kayn, "Boobies Boobies Boobies Boobies Boobi--"
Brooke Burke, "Okay, okay, I think they get it."
Kayn, "Are you sure? I mean, you do have nice boobies and all."
Brooke Burke, "Oh, nice and original, as usual. And I see that you are making all this up too?"
Kayn, "Actually, I'm watching your show. You seem to just narrate and stuff. Why don't you like, have like half of the TV screen zoomed in on your boobies?"
Brooke, "Geez. Like that would do any good."
Kayn, "You seem to forget of the 30 Billion males out there who think of you while they-- "
Brooke, "HEY!"
Kayn, "--butter their toast."
Brooke, "Hardy har har. Are you going to continue to degrade me like you do all of the other pluhbabes."
Kayn, "Why yes. But, I think yours is more special."
Brooke, "Really?" Kayn, "Yeah! I mean, when I do watch your show, I feel that I make a connection with you. Like our souls intertwine or something. I can't explain it."
Brooke, "Wow, I do that?"
Kayn, "Yes yes, of course. It's very spiritual."
Brooke, *preparing for supar secks with Kayn* "Now we must engage in intarcourse! Now our souls can REALLY intertwine together like you said when you saw me on TV!"
Kayn, "Inter-what?"

THARH ARHARHAHR !!

Rating

Category Comment Rating
Boobays/GUUUH! Yeah. Wow. 5
Ass/GARF! The ass = ass good! 5
Smile/Face Supar very much! 5
Personality Hard to say. But YAY! 4.5
Bang Factor STUPID MALE INSTINCTS! 5
0
Final Verdict: 4.9

Comments!

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pstick93 absolves:

Smilie!no he isn't.

jtheclown (Guest) splats:

Smilie!helloo

Pain in my anus (Guest) forms verbage to communicate:

Smilie!Kayn are you the guy from WWE that is the brother of the Undertaker?

dreaminfool (Guest) splats:

Smilie!ramon. Harsh, i think your pissy cause they all so damn cute and you you know you wont evah tap a single one. haha. Kayn baby, no worries, you can cry on my shoulder ANY-DAY.

porn watcher 87 (Guest) evaporates:

Smilie!DAMN these bitches are hot. love to pimp out with those hotties...but mostly their boobs. i gots to go get some more of these boobs

Rawrb bakes:

Smilie!WHOOO! Mr. Clevar, talking about his "thing!" Wow, that's new and fresh! You get an oscar! *OSCAR*

big cock (Guest) vocalizes:

Smilie!as long as brooke can handle my 16 incher, I think I will listen to her show!

Shafty says in non-morse code:

Smilie!I had forgotten what a freaking funny review this was. Quit being lazy and get some pictarrs up here, Kayn!

Rawrb plutoniums:

Smilie!The damn pics are missing too. GRRR!

Rawrb splats:

Smilie!She got a 4.9 out of 5! That's GOOD!

And yes, I'm insanely jealous of Brooke Burke, because she's hotter than me. And she has the personality of a cardboard box.

I nominate you for the DUMB awards! You get a free, sugar coated PUNCH in the FACE! HAR HAR ARHAR HARH

ramon (Guest) bakes:

Smilie!shut your stupid ass up, brooke is hot and you're fucking jealous,