Do you know her? NO! I do though. I don't KNOW know her like I mets her, but I know who she is. Yes, this means: PLUHBABE TIME!

Ahh yes, Pluhbabe time. Well, it's BEEN Pluhbabe time for a while now, and Shafty would say, "ROBBAH, You are the dumb! NEW PLUHBABE WE NEEDSARS!!" Well, aside from the stupid dilemmas that would creep up, I was all, "NO!"

In the Beginning, there was SECKS!

Since Mr. Teh attacked our SERVAR, we lost lots of great images from some previous Pluhbabes. This created a big cloud of sadness. Bloody rain falls from these clouds. And it's in acid form. Thus, as our flesh is melting painfully away from our bones, I type this Pluhbabe review in hopes that we would be resurrected.

GO GO!
She is Brooke! 1-2-3! She is Brooke! WHEE!

What the hell?

Okay, okay, I'm in DEATH mode for some reason! However, as I am searching for provacative pictures of this very hottay actress, my mind escapes death and entars BOOBAY MODE! Which it is in, well, 99.999999999999% of the time. Very much good!

Whoo, I just got a beer, and now this review will become bettar! YAY FOR BEER!

Some of you may be asking, "Who the figgity fiznuck is Brooke Langton?" Others may be asking, "If I remember who she is, do I get stuff?" And the vast majority of you are asking, "What kind of beer are you drinking?

Answers: Brooke Langton, No, and Fat Tire Amber Ale.

So why her?

Well, good old Shafty came to visit, and we watched a great movie called Swingers. This movie kicked ass. It's a guy movie, but not like you're probably thinking. It doesn't have explosions, bare boobays (aww), or Kung-Fu. It actually kinda realistic. It teached nice guys to not be dumb and gets teh boobays, and I recommend it to all you guys who think that by being nice, you get chicks. Heh! Brooke's part in this movie is a HOTTAY that the main character in Swingars picks up on. Her part is rather short, but her hottay-ness makes the movie supar great! Yes.

GUUUUUHHH!

Brooke has been in Melrose Place, as I remember her as my Mom would watch that show religiously. Yuck to soapy operas, but yay for hottay-ness! She's also appeared in such films as The Replacements (2000), Playing Mona Lisa (2000), Net Worth (1999), Reach The Rock (1998), Mixed Signals (1997), Listen (1996), Swingers (1996), Beach House (1995) , and Terminal Velocity (1994). GUUUH! So yes, she has done some acting and are teh hot! I must haves!

*sees Brooke Langton in a bar like in Swingers*
Kayn, "Hello there."
Brooke Langton, "Hi."
Kayn, "So like, do you GUUUUUH here often?"
Brooke, "Um, I'm here sometimes, if that's what you're asking."
Kayn, "Cool, GUUUUUUH type of music do you like?"
Brooke, "...I like some older school stuff, like Zepplin. I guess?"
Kayn, "Zep's cool. I like to GUUUH with you GUUUUH-time--"
Brooke, "What the hell is wrong with you?"
Kayn, "Oh, I have a disorderGUUUUUH."
Brooke, "You poor thing, what do you have?"
Kayn, "Well, it's fairly obvious GUUUUH."
Brooke, "Huh?"
Kayn, "It's MHBLBN: Must Have Brooke Langton's Boobays Now syndrome."
Brooke, "Haha! Right. And I suppose I have the cure?"
Kayn, "Well, it's either that or I die."
Brooke, "Ahh screw it, I gives you teh boobays!"
Kayn, "Yay! I'm cured! GUUUUUH!"

Mm.
Worship her. WORSHIP HER!

Ahhh...*sniff* Boobays cure all. *Note: Lack of pictures isn't my fault. I scoured and searched for hottay pictuars, and there weren't many. BOO!

Rating

Category Comment Rating
Boobays/GUUUH! She has the nice. 4.5
Ass/GARF! GARRRF I say! GARRRRFFF! 5
Smile/Face She smiles! She scores! 5
Personality Seems cool on the screen! Must be cool in person! HAR! 4
Bang Factor Ahem. Hesitation is for dumb people. 5
0
Final Verdict: 4.7

Comments!

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Ryan unleashes:

Smilie!Dam BROOKE lANGTON GOT A hot ass and fine boobays and hot body .

Murph unleashes:

Smilie!Haha, that's how just about everyone finds Pluh.com

crazyal (Guest) blahs:

Smilie!Don't know if anyone looks at this page anymore but it is funny as hell. doing what probably all where doing and trying to find pics of her fine ass when i found this

Shafty discharges:

Smilie!Originally, there were pictures. Then Mr. Teh ate the servar.

Raven (Guest) yammers:

Smilie!found no pictures?
well, try www.brooke-langton.de ;)

waikenbake (Guest) communicates:

Smilie!she is amazing loved her in the replacements i cant get enough of her i give her a 5 on all sections

Shafty splats:

Smilie!Yes, @nthony, this is also how I discovered the pluh. Through the Pluhbabes. Their lure is unquestioned. You cannot escape them.

@nthony (Guest) absolves:

Smilie!yo I have no idea what this site is about or who you guys are... but the shit you got on here is funnnnneeeh!!!....Why Im here: just finished watching the replacements on TV and thought to myself "dam that cheerleader chick is FINE!".. so I looked her up on the web and it brought me here... best thing I've done since.... yesterday....bring on the booobay (and the bootay too!)

@nthony (Guest) jabbers:

Smilie!yo I have no what this site is about or who you guys are... but the shit you got on here is funnnnneeeh!!!....Why Im here: just finished watching the replacements on TV and thought to myself "dam that cheerleader chick is FINE!".. so I looked her up on the web and it brought me here... best thing I've done since.... yesterday....bring on the booobay (and the bootay too!)

Rooster (Guest) evaporates:

Smilie!WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!

BigDaddy (Guest) verbalizes:

Smilie!I wanna bang dat azzle wit muh weiner.
WIT MUH WEINER!!!

Cow (Guest) communicates:

Smilie!MOOO! MOO! MOO! MOO! MOO! MOO!

Rawrb dispenses:

Smilie!Thanks to Swingars, getting boobays will not be as tough!

Shafty evaporates:

Smilie!LMAO! MHBLBN syndrome!
She reaches for...err, stupid family site.
Boobays in cheering form!
GUUUUUUUH!
Wind + Boobays = Good things.
GAAAARRRRFFF!
I am in teh LUST! WHEE! Get beer!