There are two reasons why this is a special Pluhbabe.

1. All Pluhbabes are special.
2. Daisy needs a SKLBI (Specialized Kayn Lethal Beef Injection)
3. Didn't I say there were only 2 reasons?

Now, I think that Daisy was once a famous volleyball player. That would mean that she would (get ready for this untouchable wit) JUMP UP AND DOWN WHILE PLAYING WITH BALLS! Haw-haw-haw! None of you bitches can approach my insaciable ability to use words! Send me money for no reason!

Back in the day (1994 - 1995), I would watch her on MTV hosting some shows or something. Yes, I know, I'm a moron for giving MTV the time of day. But see, this was back when they actually played something with a distortion pedal and the network wasn't overrun with 'cute-faced little girl targeted' shows. Seriously, it wasn't always gimpy.

I see her in commercials here and there nowadays. Through a few years back, she posed for a calendar that would have her wear virtually nothing. Blah blah blah, she has nice boobies, blah blah blah, she is f*cking hot, etc etc etc.

We'll, here's the traditional 'stupid shit we think of' made-up quotes.

Daisy: Kayn, I want to have sex with you.
Kayn: I have a girlfriend.
Daisy: She'll never know.
Kayn: I have a girlfriend.
Daisy: I'll bring in Jennifer Love Hewitt for some manage' action.
Kayn: *crying* I have...a...girlfriend...
Gawkman: Hey Daisy! What about ME?
Daisy: I'd do you, but you don't update the page enough! That shows weakness and lack of confidence.
Kayn: Plus, he's just the Guitarist.
Daisy: True.

Hah. I'm losing my touch...need...pluhjuice...I know this Pluhbae review was kinda thrown together. But hey, think of it this way. You got to finally see a new Pluhbabe! YAY! Disclaimer: Due to the fact that Kayn's girlfriend* has a specialized TRS (Testicle Removal System), Pluh.com and Kayn would like to retract all sexual related statements in the content of this review. Thank you, and my genitals hurt.

*Update - She in now an ex. Hurray!

You have HAIR!.

You. Me. The Chair. Spaghetti.

Mmm...Latino

The water. It's fine.

Curvasiousness

FUNNAY!

I get it! Daisies for DAISY!

...GAW.

*runs to bathroom*

*thump thump thump*

WAH-WAH!

Okay already, you look really good!

*humps monitor*

Comments!

Mauricio Morejon jabbers:

Daisy fuentes she RULE! All she is fine hot LADIE . She can rule my world anytime.

(#1)

Mike The Love Pipe bakes:

You sick SOB. Tie your hands down...

(#2)

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