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Okay, I know that some of you are freaking out here, wondering why Gillian Anderson is a Pluhbabe. Well, it's simple:

• She's a hottie, despite the fact she's just a little older than our normal Pluhbabes.
• She's a MILF (if you don't know what I MILF is, consult your local American Pie).
• I lost my bubbles.

I came to the conclusion that Gillian here was Pluhbabe material once I saw her shape up on the X-Files. Duh, where else would you have heard of her? Anyway, when she first appeared on the syndicated show, she looked just normal. Pretty, but normal. I don't recall exactly when she 'blossomed' into Pluhbabe-land, but I have my own theories:

Gillian Anderson: You wanted to see me sir?
Chris Carter (You know, X-Files creator): Gillian, what's with your hair? You aren't wearing enough 'businesslike tight outfits' to satisfy our male audience. Why?
GA: Well sir, I thought that for once maybe there should be one of those chicks on a TV show...that uh, was normal-ish? Maybe like wearing her own boring, dark colored --
CC: --You're full of shit Anderson! Our ratings will skyrocket if you hike that damn skirt up like a real woman! Now get back in the break room and fetch me some Diet RC Cola!
GA: ...okay.
CC: Ooops! Look Gillian! I dropped my pen again! Will you BEND OVER and pick it up!

From then on (I think it was the second or third season she started to shape up nicely), everything looked marvelous.

One thing that is weird about her and her X-Files character, is that I hear she is really dinky in person, as opposed to her character as 'Scully' where she seems to be a genious doctor type. That can't fess up to Mulder and tell him that she wants to ride his baloney poney to secrection-ville. It's all to obvious - stupid writers. Get it right.

I don't know if I should include some 'stupid made-up dialoge that usually ends up with one of us nerds scoring with the pluhbabe', so I think I'll write a new portion of an episode of the X-Files:

Phoenix, Arizona 4:32 PM
Mulder: I BELEEVE IN ALEINZ!!1
Scully: I WANT TO HAEV SEXIE-POO WITH KAYN THAT EDITS PLUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mulder: I DISAPPEARREDS AND ALMOST DIEEDEEDID!!
Scully: RHOMPING HOT AMINAL SEX WITH KAYNN!!!

Chris Carter is now my bitch.

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