Gawkman makes a comeback with a Pluhbabe of hotness! As opposed to a Pluhbabe of... vegetable garden...ness...
I think it's time for that time, and that time is Pluhbabe time. I know it's been a long time since I have done a Pluhbabe, and for that I am sorry. And I also want to apologize for the quality of this review, because right now your entertainment is in direct competition with the Simpsons (and it's an episode I haven't seen before).
AH! You're in luck! A commercial.
So, Juliette Lewis. How I came across her and decided to make her a Pluhbabe is quite a story, and it goes like this:
We were watching Natural Born Killers the other night, and she was in it. So I said, "I think I'll make her a Pluhbabe, because she's all hot and stuff!"
And so it was. Er is. Actually, "going-to-be" would be more accurate, since I'm in the process of WRITING the review.
Hold on a second, I have to stop my roomates from killing my cat. Again.
"This Pluhbabe review is terrible!"
Uh-oh, Simpsons back on.
Okay damnit, let's just get to the made-up dialog already.
Juliette: Oh come on, quit watching the Simpsons and pay attention to me! I'm all hot and stuff. Are you even listening to me?
Gawkman: That's greeeeeat...
Juliette: Fine, no made-up-sexual-innuendos for you!
Gawkman: Hold on a second, it's almost over.
Gawkman: Okay, the good part of the show is over. Now, did you say something?
Juliette: *all, not there anymore*
Homer on TV: "DOH!"
|Boobays/GUUUH!||Could be better.||2.5|
|Ass/GARF!||YAY FOR GARF!||4|
|Personality||Why do we even have this category?||4|
|Bang Factor||But of course.||4.5|
|Final Verdict: 3.9|