Gawkman makes a comeback with a Pluhbabe of hotness! As opposed to a Pluhbabe of... vegetable garden...ness...

I think it's time for that time, and that time is Pluhbabe time. I know it's been a long time since I have done a Pluhbabe, and for that I am sorry. And I also want to apologize for the quality of this review, because right now your entertainment is in direct competition with the Simpsons (and it's an episode I haven't seen before).

AH! You're in luck! A commercial.

So, Juliette Lewis. How I came across her and decided to make her a Pluhbabe is quite a story, and it goes like this:

We were watching Natural Born Killers the other night, and she was in it. So I said, "I think I'll make her a Pluhbabe, because she's all hot and stuff!"

And so it was. Er is. Actually, "going-to-be" would be more accurate, since I'm in the process of WRITING the review.

Hold on a second, I have to stop my roomates from killing my cat. Again.

bored
"This Pluhbabe review is terrible!"

Uh-oh, Simpsons back on.

......

Hahah!

......

Okay damnit, let's just get to the made-up dialog already.

Juliette: Oh come on, quit watching the Simpsons and pay attention to me! I'm all hot and stuff. Are you even listening to me?
Gawkman: That's greeeeeat...
Juliette: Fine, no made-up-sexual-innuendos for you!
Gawkman: Hold on a second, it's almost over.
Juliette: *leaves*
Gawkman: Okay, the good part of the show is over. Now, did you say something?
Juliette: *all, not there anymore*
Homer on TV: "DOH!"

Rating

Category Comment Rating
Boobays/GUUUH! Could be better. 2.5
Ass/GARF! YAY FOR GARF! 4
Smile/Face Yer. 4.5
Personality Why do we even have this category? 4
Bang Factor But of course. 4.5
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Final Verdict: 3.9

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notheredave (Guest) says in non-morse code:

Smilie!ULTIMATE SMOLDERIING BLINK THOSE MIRRORS INTO A FUTURE DELERIOUS A LURE APART FROM THE PEDESTRIAN COW HERD PLODFOLDER THAT PAST AS THE EVERYDAY dully

notheredave (Guest) pizzas:

Smilie!SHS GOT CROSSED EYES FROM BLANKING HER BLANK OUT ..........

Feel (Guest) yammers:

Smilie!I wounder if this chick is my cousin because my last name is "Lewis" and I was told that I have a cousin named "Juliette"

sesnek communicates:

Smilie!ya no crap. lazy lazy lazy.

Rawrb conveys:

Smilie!Laziest pluhbabe EVER! YAY!
Her hotness is tackle-worthy.
Innocent.. like a SPATULA!
Drinking this beverage will give you yarn hair!
When in doubt, dye your hair purple.
I'm going to JACK IN THE BOX!
Jack in the Box was closed.
I don't think she's aware of the camera!
Oh, no! She accidently signed herself!