I think it's time for that time, and that time is Pluhbabe time. I know it's been a long time since I have done a Pluhbabe, and for that I am sorry. And I also want to apologize for the quality of this review, because right now your entertainment is in direct competition with the Simpsons (and it's an episode I haven't seen before).

AH! You're in luck! A commercial.

So, Juliette Lewis. How I came across her and decided to make her a Pluhbabe is quite a story, and it goes like this:

We were watching Natural Born Killers the other night, and she was in it. So I said, "I think I'll make her a Pluhbabe, because she's all hot and stuff!"

And so it was. Er is. Actually, "going-to-be" would be more accurate, since I'm in the process of WRITING the review.

Hold on a second, I have to stop my roomates from killing my cat. Again.

"This Pluhbabe review is terrible!"

Uh-oh, Simpsons back on.

......

Hahah!

......

Okay damnit, let's just get to the made-up dialog already.

Juliette: Oh come on, quit watching the Simpsons and pay attention to me! I'm all hot and stuff. Are you even listening to me?
Gawkman: That's greeeeeat...
Juliette: Fine, no made-up-sexual-innuendos for you!
Gawkman: Hold on a second, it's almost over.
Juliette: *leaves*
Gawkman: Okay, the good part of the show is over. Now, did you say something?
Juliette: *all, not there anymore*
Homer on TV: "DOH!"

Her hotness is tackle-worthy.

Innocent.. like a SPATULA!

Drinking this beverage will give you yarn hair!

When in doubt, dye your hair purple.

I'm going to JACK IN THE BOX!

Jack in the Box was closed.

I don't think she's aware of the camera!

Oh, no! She accidently signed herself!

Comments!

Rawrb absolves:

Laziest pluhbabe EVER! YAY!

(#1)

sesnek jabbers:

ya no crap. lazy lazy lazy.

(#2)

Feel dispenses:

I wounder if this chick is my cousin because my last name is "Lewis" and I was told that I have a cousin named "Juliette"

(#3)

notheredave un-shut-ups:

SHS GOT CROSSED EYES FROM BLANKING HER BLANK OUT ..........

(#4)

notheredave says in non-morse code:

ULTIMATE SMOLDERIING BLINK THOSE MIRRORS INTO A FUTURE DELERIOUS A LURE APART FROM THE PEDESTRIAN COW HERD PLODFOLDER THAT PAST AS THE EVERYDAY dully

(#5)

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