There comes a time in a Murph's life when he must ponder on something like, "HOW THE HELL DID MARULYN MANSON NAIL THE SHIT OUT OF ROSE MCGOWAN?! HOW MUCH DOES HE PAY HER, AND WHY IS THIS IS ALL CAPS? OH, STUPId caps lock."

Well now, here I am with my very first attempt at a Pluhbabe Review! And only a week late!  How bout that?  In all fairness, I probably should have wrote two because Pluhbabes are supposed to be weekly, butlife isn't fair.

Looking for a new, unreviewed Pluhbabe can be hard work, but I was up to the task. At least I thought I was. I went ahead and wrote a Pluhbabe about two days ago, and got it all finished and full of goodness. Then, after sending it to Kayn, he got back to me and told me that my Pluhbabe had already been done, and that I suck. And suck I do.

But, after two days off eating orange cream savers and wallowing in self pity, I saw the light. The light, shown to me by a fat guy wearing a tire. He showed me the many men and boys (and some women if you swing that way) sitting in sadness having been deprived of Pluhbabes' boobies to look at. So it was my duty, No! My destiny, to find, copy, and deliver these boobies to all that need them around the world. That, and to be the first person to eat a DVD player. So, without further adieu, I give you my first Pluhbabe: Rose McGowan.

Rose McGowan was born in 1975 in Florence, Italy. She played that chick in Scream that got her head crushed by the garage door. Struggling to find a better name for herself than 'That hot chick that was killed by a garage door in Scream' she married Marylin Manson. Stupid Marylin Manson, what's he got that I don't have? Wealth? Stardom? A shit-load of makeup? Petty things, I bet Marylin Manson doesn't have a shark fetus!

So here is my interview with her...

Murph: Hello Rose
Rose Hello
Murph: So how's the noggin?
Rose: Um, you know that that was all special effects, right?
Murph: No, I can't notice a thing, so how are things with Mr. Manson
Rose: The best, I'm happy as can be
Murph: Are you sure?
Rose: Yes
Murph: What do you see in that wierdo?
Rose: Just that, I'm very turned on by wierdness
Murph: Hmm, that so?
Rose: Yep
Murph: BLARMEE KA CHOO-CHOOMON!!
Rose: Sorry, I mean REALLY wierd.
Murph: I can be wierd looking too!
Rose: Sure ya can
Murph: See?

BLARF!

Rose: Wow, you are wierd!
Murph: Yep, and I have a shark fetus too!
Rose: Can I see??
Murph: Yes, yes you can

Rating

Category Comment Rating
Boobays/GUUUH! Significant boobage. 4.5
Ass/GARF! Brings a smile to all men's faces. 5
Smile/Face Smile? Where? 3
Personality She likes metal, that's cool. 4
Bang Factor *bang!* *bang!* 4.5
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Final Verdict: 4.2

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Shafty absolves:

Smilie!Actually, you've got it backwards.

Sarah jabbers:

Smilie!ROSE SUX MARYLIN RULES
"The beautiful people, the beautiful people..."
"No I am not concealing a weapon, Officer!"
Can't... think........
"Ahh! My hair's stuck on the wall!!"
"Rar! I'm green!"
This is her husband... Kill me now
"I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto"
You REALLY should get that rash checked out...
Water is good
Ahhh, the street is soft
Eat your clothes faster!
"Grr... I'm gonna eat-cha!"
STAB THE LION IN THE NECK!!