Oh yes, we're still not sure why we haven't done Sarah Michelle Gellar yet. Stupid lack of common sense! Hey, but she's hot, and needs some Kayn love.
So hey, it's been about two months since the last Pluhbabe. Let's all rejoice by saying, "It's about damn time...damnit!"
We've done some reviews on ladies from the WB network (i.e. total crap network), such as Katie. Well, it would seem that Ms. Gellar here is one of the more (if not the most) well known actresses/hotties from this network.
I want to first stress that her show, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, is complete and utter girlie crap. I've tried, several times, to watch this without having to change the channel in utter disgust - but instead, I would hit the mute button and watch her hop around in her tight little outfits (boobs bouncing about, etc) and play with all the wood. But I do want to stress that this show is intended for all the girls that really think that stupid UNREALISTIC romance crap really does happen in reality. Which of course, it doesn't, and then they put this 'hey, maybe I can get this guy to be like Angel from the WB Network and treat me like an Goddess' crap into their minds. The end result? Hatred of men, and forced lesbianism. Which creates the great lesbian sex scenes found on naughty websites around the internet. Carry on, WB, carry on.
Gellar has also starred in some moves (none of which I have really seen), like that Cruel Intentions movie with that other chick that also has nice legs. Then, now they're making some stupid Scooby Doo movie with her, Freddie Prinze Jr. and some other actors. Oh yeah, Gellar and Prinze are like, a couple. Which isn't a real couple in my mind, because it's a Hollywood thing where they get together for publicity reasons. But I digest. Er, digress.
Baaah, I've got to quit slamming my head in the door to get her to notice me:
Me: Damn I'm good.
Sarah Michelle Gellar: Oh my God! You just bashed Freddie's head in with a crowbar!
Me: No I didn't.
SMG: Yes you did! Idiot! You're holding the crowbar, and it's covered in blood.
Me: ...no I'm not.
SMG: You moron! I'm standing here, looking at you HOLDING the crowbar, and it's completely soaked in Freddie's blood!
Me: ...you're very pretty.
SMG: Oh MY G-- hey, you really think so?
Me: Yeah. Really, really pretty.
SMG: That's so sweet of you! The fact that you were really bad by bashing Freddie's brains in, and that you have a softer side that I've brought out of you, makes me want to have wild, jungle sex with you.
Okay, that was lame, but look! I have pictures of her!
|Boobays/GUUUH!||Not too shabby, in mah book.||4|
|Smile/Face||She's pretty perdy, I must say.||4|
|Personality||Hmmm. Buffy the Vampire Slayer? *yawwwn*||3.5|
|Bang Factor||If there was me, and her, and solitude, it would happen.||4.5|
|Final Verdict: 4.1|