Oh yes, we're still not sure why we haven't done Sarah Michelle Gellar yet. Stupid lack of common sense! Hey, but she's hot, and needs some Kayn love.

So hey, it's been about two months since the last Pluhbabe. Let's all rejoice by saying, "It's about damn time...damnit!"

We've done some reviews on ladies from the WB network (i.e. total crap network), such as Katie. Well, it would seem that Ms. Gellar here is one of the more (if not the most) well known actresses/hotties from this network.

I want to first stress that her show, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, is complete and utter girlie crap. I've tried, several times, to watch this without having to change the channel in utter disgust - but instead, I would hit the mute button and watch her hop around in her tight little outfits (boobs bouncing about, etc) and play with all the wood. But I do want to stress that this show is intended for all the girls that really think that stupid UNREALISTIC romance crap really does happen in reality. Which of course, it doesn't, and then they put this 'hey, maybe I can get this guy to be like Angel from the WB Network and treat me like an Goddess' crap into their minds. The end result? Hatred of men, and forced lesbianism. Which creates the great lesbian sex scenes found on naughty websites around the internet. Carry on, WB, carry on.

Gellar has also starred in some moves (none of which I have really seen), like that Cruel Intentions movie with that other chick that also has nice legs. Then, now they're making some stupid Scooby Doo movie with her, Freddie Prinze Jr. and some other actors. Oh yeah, Gellar and Prinze are like, a couple. Which isn't a real couple in my mind, because it's a Hollywood thing where they get together for publicity reasons. But I digest. Er, digress.

So get to it already.

Baaah, I've got to quit slamming my head in the door to get her to notice me:

Me: Damn I'm good.
Sarah Michelle Gellar: Oh my God! You just bashed Freddie's head in with a crowbar!
Me: No I didn't.
SMG: Yes you did! Idiot! You're holding the crowbar, and it's covered in blood.
Me: ...no I'm not.
SMG: You moron! I'm standing here, looking at you HOLDING the crowbar, and it's completely soaked in Freddie's blood!
Me: ...you're very pretty.
SMG: Oh MY G-- hey, you really think so?
Me: Yeah. Really, really pretty.
SMG: That's so sweet of you! The fact that you were really bad by bashing Freddie's brains in, and that you have a softer side that I've brought out of you, makes me want to have wild, jungle sex with you.
Me: ...yer.

Okay, that was lame, but look! I have pictures of her!

Rating

Category Comment Rating
Boobays/GUUUH! Not too shabby, in mah book. 4
Ass/GARF! SCOOOOOORE! 4.5
Smile/Face She's pretty perdy, I must say. 4
Personality Hmmm. Buffy the Vampire Slayer? *yawwwn* 3.5
Bang Factor If there was me, and her, and solitude, it would happen. 4.5
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Final Verdict: 4.1

Comments!

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Pain in my anus (Guest) communicates:

Smilie!smg shut up and suck my dick

SawgyDawg (Guest) pizzas:

Smilie!Oh my gosh! How could you NOT notice Freddie was her boyfriend???!!!!
Besides Mrs. Teh said it's time for you to come back for your next bondage lesson. You little squeek bunny.

Shafty bakes:

Smilie!Kayn's saying that the show sucks doesn't mean that she isn't a good actress. Don't get your underwear in knots-- nobody's making fun of HER, just the dumbass show they put her on.

Rawrb forms verbage to communicate:

Smilie!Mean mean mean mean... MEAN MEAN MEAN!

i love smg (Guest) pizzas:

Smilie!i made a few spelling mistakes i meant to say you don't even no her* and i also meant to say your being a bit mean*

i love smg (Guest) forms verbage to communicate:

Smilie!ok i was a bit harsh but... it really upsets me to see people write about her like that and make fun of her, becuase i really like her acting skills and i find i love all her shows and movies, alright but don't u find that your being a but mean saying all that stuff about her because you don't her so i believe you have no right to say all this shit about her

Gawkman un-shut-ups:

Smilie!"MOST PEOPLE LOVE BUFFY SO QUITE SAYING HOW MUCH YOU THINK ITS CRAP"

Summary: Everyone thinks a certain way, so don't disagree or anything!

Do you reallize that if you lived a few centuries ago, you would believe that the world is flat?

Murph jabbers:

Smilie!Hmmm... No one cares what the hell Kayn things, yet you seem to really be getting this lump of bad spelling, grammar, and the caps-lock button angry. Perhaps you should meet my friend! His name is the period. Watch this. See? A period comes at the end of a sentance. There! It happend again!

Rawrb yammers:

Smilie!You're right, 'i love smg!' I should 'QUITE' expressing my opinion on my crappy website because it'd be better to think like everyone else and like things everyone else does for some reason! Oh, and I honestly don't like Buffy. As a matter of fact, any show on the WB is a crock of asspoop!

Shan blahs:

Smilie!okay, ready....??

*breathe*

i love Smg (Guest) conveys:

Smilie!WELL IF YOU DON'T LIKE BUFFY DON'T PUT IT ON YOUR CRAPPY WEBSITE MOST PEOPLE LOVE BUFFY SO QUITE SAYING HOW MUCH YOU THINK ITS CRAP BECAUSE NO ONE CARES WHAT THE HELL YOU THINK ABOUT IT CAUSE I CAN TELL U HEAPS OF PEOPLE LIKE IT SO STOP WRITTING BAD STUFF ABOUT IT N STOP MAKING WEBSITES ABOUT THINGS U DON'T LIKE OR HAVN'T YOU GOT ANYTHING BETTER TO DO
Mmm...mashed boobies!
I like it when they shine.
I know! I cannot believe you're on a green car!
Okay Sarah, now smash your boobies together...good!
Ohh...oh man...
Kick my ass!
Are you a natural blonde?
Ahh, the green car!