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Little Jimmy Stories

By Gawkman on 2001-04-20, 19 comments

These stories are about the adventurous youth that is little Jimmy.

Little Jimmy and the Puppy - The curious little boy learns the consequences of pet resposibility. Heh.
Little Jimmy at School - Lunchtime at the school playground turns out to be special one.
Jimmy Goes on an Airplane - Read about Jimmy's first time in an airplane.
Jimmy at the Playground - Little Jimmy and Billy go play at a local park.
Little Jimmy goes on Vacation - Jimmy and his parents go to camping in the mountains.

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Katrina forms verbage to communicate: (#1)

those little jimmy stories are beautiful. a combination of drama and comedy, they really inspire the reader and have a similar effect to hearing a good dead baby joke. good job!!!

Gawkman splats: (#2)

Death is funny when it's not you!

AerithSpirit forms verbage to communicate: (#3)

Cool. Somehow, they remind me of South Park. Jimmy is one happenin' dude.

JAD blahs: (#4)

That is the most screwed up thing I have ever read. Gawkman should be shot in the head for writing those words. But it's still funny. I laughed.

Gawkman discharges: (#5)

If I got shot in the head, I would die. Then death would NOT be funny cuz it's me!

guin absolves: (#6)

hahaha die jimmy,die!
violent yet amusing

eXquisition blahs: (#7)

Amazing.. Violence is goood... thank you for dispelling my boredom!

FuckJAD un-shut-ups: (#8)

JAD is a stoud moron who should burn in the fiery depths f the deepest abyss in hell

FuckJAD bakes: (#9)

p.s. i am a homosexual looking for a mate if any of you are interested please email me Jad51987@aol.com

Gawkman discharges: (#10)

Just an FYI: I wrote these in 1995 or 96, I believe. South Park came out a couple of years later.

Jim Thomas jabbers: (#11)

I am well built

Bored plutoniums: (#12)

Yay!! Jimmy made me a happy person!! Tales of human suffering are things everyone can enjoy! Thank you for the happiness!

Meg discharges: (#13)

damn jimmy's got an exciting life!! muahahahaha. yeah i thought dead baby joke too

Swesticle King says in non-morse code: (#14)

I would have kicked that dogs ass! Little Jimmy has ass eyes!

Sasha excretes: (#15)

omg. thats so sad. Im gonna kill myself.

yawannaeetamisheetyamuthafuka yammers: (#16)

yay 4 jimmay
hes good
hes grate
a boy nobody can hate
hes the jimmay
fuk yall like timmay

daninininininini vocalizes: (#17)

yall be perverts.

mycomputersux conveys: (#18)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahasbhahaahahahahahahahahahaha
he dieded

mycomputersux bakes: (#19)

hehehehehehe

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