OMGHOTGRRL232: Any hot guys 7-85 press 911!!

Murph: 911

Kayn: 17/m/HOTHOT SUPER HOT!!

Squirrel: Any hot chicks press 222!

Murph: 222!

Kayn: I'm getting HOTTER BY THE SECOND!!1

Squirrel026: hey

Murph479: what?

Squirrel026: asl?

Murph479: 17/FEMALE/HOTSVILLE TENNESSHOT!

Squirrel026: 15/m/tx

Squirrel026: can i see yur pic

Murph479: ok!

Squirrel026: yaya

Squirrel026wants to directly connect.

Squirrel026is now directly connected.

Murph479:

Squirrel026: come on...i'm serious

Murph479: wait, that's the wrong one!

Squirrel026: lol

Squirrel026: i think so

Murph479: here it is:

Squirrel026: yay

Murph479:

Squirrel026: man

Squirrel026: come on

Murph479: lol, I can't find it

Squirrel026: dangit

Murph479: I'll keep looking!

Squirrel026: do you have a web cam?

Murph479:

Squirrel026: you know where your pic is...so show it

Murph479:

Squirrel026: PLZZZZZZ FIND IT!

Murph479:

Squirrel026: you arent funny

Murph479:

Squirrel026direct connection is closed.

Murph479: found it!

Squirrel026: really

Squirrel026wants to directly connect.

Squirrel026is now directly connected.

Murph479:

Squirrel026direct connection is closed.

Murph479: no really I found it this time!

Squirrel026wants to directly connect.

Squirrel026is now directly connected.

Murph479:

(file name: this is really me its not fake no really im serious.jpg)

Squirrel026: DANG YOU ARE FIIIINE!

Murph479: LIAR!

Squirrel026: NO IM NOT LIEING!

Squirrel026: have anymore?

Murph479: no

Squirrel026: dang....you are sooooo hottt

Murph479: YOUR LIES ARE LIKE THE GUTTERS ON MY DADS HOUSE, LOL

Squirrel026: what?

Murph479: THEY DISTRIBUTE WATER SO THE ROOF DOESN'T GET FLOODED! WHAT ARE YOU STUPID??

Squirrel026: brb

Murph479: FINE GO!

Murph479: I MISS YOU!

Murph479: WHERE ARE YOU!

Murph479: ARRGGG! IM EXPLODING!

Murph479: THE BLOOD IT'S EVERYWHERE!

Squirrel026: sorry...i had to piss

Squirrel026: lol

Murph479: SEXY!

Squirrel026: exploding....sexxy

Murph479: NO, IT'S MORE PAINFUL

Squirrel026: lol

Squirrel026: well, i'm back

Murph479: DO YOU FIND MY ALL CAPS SEXUALLY STIMULATING?

Squirrel026: ummmmmmm.....not reallly

Squirrel026: lol

Murph479: THAT MAKES ME SAD :-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(

Squirrel026: why?

Murph479: WHY DO YOU ASK SO MANY QUESTIONS? ARE YOU THE OWL OF INQUISITION?

Squirrel026: i guess so

Murph479: LOL!

Squirrel026: well really i'm squirrel

Murph479: That isn't funny.

Squirrel026: no...that's my nickname

Murph479: Don't talk to me anymore, that's just sick.

Squirrel026: That's my nickname though

Murph479: So why not have a sensible nick name like mine?

Squirrel026: what's yours

Murph479: DEATH KILL MURDERER 8000 EX53 DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE I HATE YOU!

Squirrel026: why?

Squirrel026: LOL!

Squirrel026: that's hard to say

Murph479: Don't laugh, I take it seriously

Murph479: It was given to me and I'll always cherish it.

Squirrel026: lol

Murph479: what's lol stand for? LOL!

Squirrel026: lol

Murph479: lol?

Squirrel026: haha

Murph479: LOL!

Murph479: Do you drink alcohal and smoke tobacco cigarettes?

Squirrel026: nope

Murph479: why not?

Squirrel026: just cuz

Murph479: just cuz?

Murph479: aren't you cool enough for alcohal and tobacco cigarettes?

Squirrel026: that aint cool...i play sports

Squirrel026: i stay healthy

Murph479: me too\

Murph479: that was a TEST

Squirrel026: cool

Squirrel026: my so called friend just said..

Murph479: I wanted to make sure you didn't have diabeties

Squirrel026: next time we go out and get wasted you are comin

Squirrel026: i said no

Squirrel026: i've seen wut kinda trouble that shit gets you into

Murph479: why'd you say no? don't you want me around?

Squirrel026: so...no

Squirrel026: lol...what?

Murph479: you said you didn't want me coming with you!

Squirrel026: where at?

Murph479: to go out with your friend

Squirrel026: why should i?

Murph479: you're starting to sound like you have diabeties

Squirrel026: i dont

Squirrel026: i swear

Murph479: ok, good

Murph479: brb! lol!

Squirrel026: cuz i play football, basketball, baseball, track, and wakeboarding....so none of that crap for me

Squirrel026: oooooooook

Murph479: do you like pudding?

Squirrel026: yeah

Murph479: Ewwwww!

Squirrel026: the food...you sicko

Murph479: ...

Murph479: Ewwwww!

Squirrel026: do you like whip cream

Murph479: Ewwwww!

Squirrel026: lol

Murph479: I only like whip cream when it's on pudding

Squirrel026: i like it when i can lick it off you...

Squirrel026: lol

Murph479: lick what off me?

Squirrel026: whip cream

Murph479: Ewwwww!

Squirrel026: how's that eww?

Murph479: I only like whip cream when it's on pudding

Squirrel026: ohhhhhhhh

Murph479: do you have a pic?

Squirrel026: used 2

Squirrel026: it got deleted

Squirrel026: somehow

Murph479: LIAR!

Squirrel026: i'm not lieing

Murph479: LOL!

Squirrel026: but.......you have the best pic!!!!!!!

Squirrel026: YOU ARE SOOOO FIIIIIINE

Murph479: witch pic did I send you?

Squirrel026: the one where you are standing against a pole

Squirrel026: with a white shirt on

Murph479: ohh, THAT one

Squirrel026: you have ,more?

Murph479: yea

Squirrel026: OO!! i want more! lol

Murph479: what's the secret word?

Squirrel026: please

Squirrel026: ?

Murph479: the secret word is LOL!

Squirrel026: LOL!

Murph479: LOL!

Murph479: what's so funny?

Squirrel026: you said that's the secret word!

Squirrel026: plllzz show me the pics

Murph479: the secret word is please, idiot!

Squirrel026: i said please

Murph479: LOL!

Murph479:

Murph479: I'm the one on the right

Squirrel026: come on, thought you had reallllll pics of YOUUUU!!!!!!!!

Murph479: wait! that's the wrong one again!

Murph479: this is an OLD one

Squirrel026: ok....send any of you

Squirrel026: plz

Murph479:

(file name: still me yup im not lying at all.jpg)

Murph479: oh man that was a great day

Squirrel026: OOO YEAH! lol

Murph479: what color do you like my hair better?

Squirrel026: but....that doesnt even look like you

Squirrel026: the way it is now

Murph479: I know, it's old

Squirrel026: have ne more?

Murph479: well, just one but it's REALLY old

Squirrel026: have any new ones?

Murph479: wait, yes, one that was taken a few days ago

Squirrel026: ok

Murph479:

(file name: youre an idiot.jpg)

Murph479: that's all I got

Squirrel026: that aint you

Murph479: yes it is

Murph479: don't call me a liar!

Murph479: that really is me

Squirrel026: ok

Squirrel026: see yaz lata

Squirrel026direct connection is closed.

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baiken yammers:

Smilie!Uh yeah you need to re-upload the photos for this to still be funny.
August 6th 2009, 10:43 PM

CreepingJennie evaporates:

Smilie!Hey I did the same thing once in reverse. Ima hot chick pretended to be a guy. HAHAHA

SexKitten verbalizes:

Smilie!hello all!!!!

pstick93 evaporates:

Smilie!holy shit that's fuckin funny!

ChibiSheDevil evaporates:

Smilie!Haha. I do that to get dumbassse to stop talking to me, if I feel like scaring them away instead of blocking em. :D

This is almost better than the IRC chats I've seen.

Rica (Guest) excretes:

Smilie!Oh my god, thats stupid
and I like it.

edy (Guest) blahs:

Smilie!utyjiyuiui

Dana-Wana (Guest) unleashes:

Smilie!I just wanted to use this smiley... lickin twat....haha

nina (Guest) discharges:

Smilie!nina said:any one wanna talk to me press 14 a

nina (Guest) verbalizes:

Smilie!any one wanna talk to me press 14

nina (Guest) vocalizes:

Smilie!u there

dave forms verbage to communicate:

Smilie!i like to laugh, you made me do that, thanx

Kierownik (Guest) forms verbage to communicate:

Smilie!pojebani ;)

Kierownik (Guest) forms verbage to communicate:

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Lagoia (Guest) plutoniums:

Smilie!yay!

Mephistefales says in non-morse code:

Smilie!It isn't possible to harass dumb 15 year-olds enough.

erika (Guest) conveys:

Smilie!sdc

SawgyDawg (Guest) verbalizes:

Smilie!Oh! That was so touching! I had to take the scissors to all my Susan Dey pictures in sacrifice!AArrrggghhh!

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Bored (Guest) pizzas:

Smilie!tee hee pictures are FUN. i like the randomness of it all..top notch wot wot

suck_it (Guest) yammers:

Smilie!suck it

Lemmiwinks!! MEOW (Guest) vocalizes:

Smilie!XD
I am doing this to all AOLers now! Feel my rabid lemmingness and followerablility RAR!

Rawrb blahs:

Smilie!F*ck tHis J0ke said:this is ass it sucked ballz thi was so lame Har har - I bet you wished it was gross toilet and drug humor!"I'm gonna smoke weeeeeeeeeed and get druuuuuunk and go POOOOOP!" SO FUNNY!

F*ck tHis J0ke (Guest) blahs:

Smilie!this is ass it sucked ballz thi was so lame

Wog (Guest) jabbers:

Smilie!lmao, that was the funniest chat i've ever read in my life!

eViL MiKe dispenses:

Smilie!I just shit myself cuz I was laughing so hard.

pharmecopia discharges:

Smilie!HAHAHAHAHA

steve (Guest) conveys:

Smilie!hahahahahahaha

megatr0n2 verbalizes:

Smilie!it was beautiful

Rawrb says in non-morse code:

Smilie!Haha, you're not good like original recipie Kayn!

Kayn 2 (Guest) splats:

Smilie!HAHAHA.. aim convos are DUMB!

Porn Monkey communicates:

Smilie!w00t! pwnage r0x0rs!

tony discharges:

Smilie!Funnay!!!

Shafty dispenses:

Smilie!WHEEE! OMG LOL BRB LOL, LOL LOL!11

Rawrb declares:

Smilie!OMG LOL ASL?!