By Rawrb on 2001-07-24, 5 comments
Another boredom masterpiece. This time, our collaboration takes place against one of Murph's ex girlfriends. Believe it or not, he actually landed a chick! Except the bad part is, she's a raving, hormonal, freakish...
The first attack occured as Josh "Harriot" was casually messaging the victim.Yes, we are leaving actual screen names for the sake of boogers. *flick*
GawkOfPluh: HI!
Eeyore2121: who is this
GawkOfPluh: It's Josh! Who is this?!?
Eeyore2121: who the hell is josh
GawkOfPluh: Most likely a member of the malegender.
Eeyore2121: obviously
Eeyore2121: do i know you
GawkOfPluh: A good question indeed. Actually,the question is, do I know you? You are on my IMlist, and I reallized I wasn't sure who you were.
GawkOfPluh: So how are you this fine day?
Eeyore2121: i dont know who the hell you are so whywould i talk to you
GawkOfPluh: Temper! So perhaps it's not such afine day for you!
GawkOfPluh: And the answer is simple....BOREDOM!!!
GawkOfPluh: Do you like pickles?
GawkOfPluh: I love pickles.
Eeyore2121: no im having a good day i just dont likewhen people instant message me when i dont know whothe hell they are
GawkOfPluh: Then perhaps you can enlighten mewhy you are on my list.
GawkOfPluh: Perhaps my brother knows you orsomething and was using this
Eeyore2121: whos your brother
GawkOfPluh: Do you know my brother James?
Eeyore2121: No
GawkOfPluh: He's in the army. He's anAdministrative Assistant. He used to talk to a bunchof people using my account.
GawkOfPluh: And I still like pickles. The crunchykind.
Eeyore2121: Nope dont know who he is where do u live
GawkOfPluh: I live in Arizona. It's hot. Are youhot?
Eeyore2121: what the fuck ever
Eeyore2121: whats ur last name
GawkOfPluh: Why? So you can STALK ME?!?
Eeyore2121: yea thats the last thing that i wanna do
GawkOfPluh: *phew*
GawkOfPluh: It's Harriot. Josh Harriot.
GawkOfPluh: .... or... is it?
Eeyore2121: yea okay whatever
GawkOfPluh: Woh, response with the sarcastic90's "Clueless" cliche'!!!
GawkOfPluh: And my response to that is......
GawkOfPluh: .
Eeyore2121: Uh huh
GawkOfPluh: Do you like Winnie the Pooh?
Eeyore2121: well then heres another response screw off
GawkOfPluh: You forgot an the apostrophe in"here's"
Eeyore2121: ohhhhhh soo sorry
GawkOfPluh: Odd, I'm starting to feel as if I amannoying you or something.
GawkOfPluh: BUG BUG BUG BUG
GawkOfPluh: Well, I'm going to eat a pickle now.
GawkOfPluh: Nice talking to you!
GawkOfPluh: Or..... was it?
Fun Factor: 4.5/5
Bothering dumb chicks is fun!
Dumbness Level: 5/5
This is really dumb! HURRAY!
Laugh Level: 4.5/5
I laughed till pee pee dribbled!
Boredom Fix-ness: 4.5/5
I think Gawkman was entertained for a while.
Creativity: 3/5
HAHAH GAWKMAN WAS BOREDS!!1
Overall: 4.3/5
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sry this is stupid, i hate annoying people and my convos with them are much more entertaining and.. colorful. lol
HAHAHA LOL ASL AOL!?!?2rq23q2 234
My ex's name is CHIRSTINE CRAFT (BERTI) name change because her last bf she "claims" was stalking her, she's a HEROIN USER, and has a scorching case of GENITAL HERPES, and lucky for me I never got that nasty shit. She lives in the washington state area either RENTON OR SEATTLE, she's a nasty, slimy, 200 lb waste of space and air whore. She's a lying, pathetic human being, she's a beautician, who wants to be a dominatrix, but in looking at her you would see why no one would want to sleep with her, she was hot when we started out but turned into shamu after so long. Just a word of warning people this bitch is mentally unstable, so beware.
ooookay, Ill remember to not date any fat ugly beautician dominatrix chicks with herpes in washington....... what is the point of telling people that? haha, it was funny though.
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