Don't ask.

These were created by Gawkman, way back when he 'webmastered' his 'web site' around 1997. Despite their age (ha ha), they're still hilarious. Everyone should read these.


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Sawshuh splats:

Smilie!If y'all don't mind me asking, what happened to the fairy tale about the ninjas and the vampire regime, and Greg the pirate? I brought a copy of that into my English class this morning and we had class discussion on it, because it was the only fairy tale I could think of that I had saved on my computer. Hooray for crappy state colleges!! SFSU for life!!!

Madrugadao (Guest) conveys:

Smilie!this is so damn funny
thats just my humor =D

Ryan splats:

Smilie!were the stores like real? or r they real fucked up mad libs when u were drunk? funny shit tho, speccially the quotes

PsiNyde vocalizes:

HOORAY! nice try...

Rawrb yammers:

Smilie!No impersonating of me, thank ya. Har har.

Sasha says in non-morse code:

Smilie!HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, that is so awsome up there, I didnt kno it would do that, omfg that is beautiful... HILARO!!!!

NOT_Kayn@ (Guest) un-shut-ups:

Smilie!Ladies and Gentlemen, it is my pleasure to announce that I am a retard. See, I attempted to impersonate one of the amazing, talented, and attractive Pluh editors. Perhaps someday I will pull my collective head out of my rectal cavity. Heck, you could already drive a cargo truck through there. Drive it on in! I am at

broken yard (Guest) vocalizes:

Smilie!so what did Mr. Fag say about pluh?... okay i prolly shouldn't ask that there's prolly a distinct reason it was removed, but either way... DIE MR FAG! DIE IN HELL WITH BURN AND FLAME AND STUFF! IT'LL BE REALLY... REALLY... HARD ... TO BREATHE DOWN THERE IN HELL.. CUZ OF ALL THAT SMOKE! SMOKING"S BAD FOR YOU!!!

anywho... *la di da do da da*

Mr. Poo (Guest) declares:

Smilie!These are so great i laughed about 29 lph (laughs per hour)

Rawrb vocalizes:

Smilie!I just realized that these quotes rule.