I must analyze the lame attempts to be funny/original with stupid license plates! ARGGHHH! They try so hard, but still FAIL!

Yes, I went there.

For those of you who often see lame and/or terrible license plates out there, this little article is dedicated to you. That's right - those numerous times you were flying down the freeway and caught glimpse of a fore-head-smackable license plate, I dedicate this collection of text and stuff to you.

Let's begin. (you can view larger versions of these by using the image gallery to your right).

ARgh!Name: BUTRFLY
Gay Factor: 6/10

This particular plate isn't as lame as many of it's competitors, but it's vowel-elimination along with someone's affinity towards the colorful insect deserves recognition in this gallery.

It did grab my attention though. And I did gag ever-so-slightly.

ARAEHFAHB!Name: CRZHRSE
Gay Factor: 6.5/10

Perhaps they're a fan of the famous Indian that defeated Custer, or maybe they enjoy thinking up terrible license plates with a spoon in their engine. A RUSTY spoon! With DEATH guacamole on it! Green rusty death!

Whatever the case, NO! Just NO! You just want to try pronouncing this, "KERRZHERRSE," and try not to get in a wreck from the laughing and spewing and head shaking.

No... you don't!Name: I WIN
Gay Factor: 6.9/10

Oh yeah. And, this was on a very nice car. When one sees an individual driving around with a plate like this, you want to keep a good amount of distance.

They don't win. They LOSE. LOSE LIKE A FOX!

DIE!Name: MY KTTY
Gay Factor: 7.1/10

Meeeh. Just... meeh. Not that bad of a plate, but it's funny none-the-less.

I suddenly get a mental image with that old lady in The Simpsons who throws her cats at trespassers. BAHAHAHAH!

JEEPFRRLALAEWName: JEEPGRL
Gay Factor: 7.3/10

Bahhaahahah! Another not-so-bad plate. But, they way she spells "girl" is almost as annoying as "gurl" or something. OH NOS!

If only it was a guy driving a non-jeep... that would have been great.

yeloawer8a712Name: YELOGRL
Gay Factor: 7.5/10

It's blurry 'cuz I was kinda far back, but that doesn't matter.

YELOGRL! HAR HAR GET IT HER CAR IS YELO AND SHE IS A GRL!

WHOOO!Name: Z000MER
Gay Factor: 7.9/10

Well, I gotta admit - this one's pretty bad. I'm not a car guy (and I can't stand the stereotypical car guy mentality), so this one is extremely funny to me.

But that's just me.

And now, it's time for the REALLY bad plates. WHOOOO!

2B DIE!Name: 2 B LOVE
Gay Factor: 8.3/10

Well, judging from the frame AND the plate, this person is way too touchy-feely for our known universe.

Plus, I don't get it. Too be love? You ARE love? You are composed of love instead of carbon and water? Pukeland!

GOD HELP USName: REKNBAL
Gay factor: 8.9/10

BAHAHAHAHH! Gawkman and I were driving away from work when we saw this attrocity. You gotta give this guy some credit for creativity, but he scores high in the gay-factor for the content.

Reknbal? Dude... just... NO! So much failure.

BLAAAH!Name: DYNAMIT
Gay Factor: 9.0/10

Dynamit must be Reknbal's cousin, because they both try to be HARD and they FAIL!

Tough guy #1: Dude, avoid the car with Dynamit as the plate.

Tough guy #2: Yeah, he's probably got an explosive personality!

NOOOO!Name: U QT PIE
Gay Factor: 9.5/10

Exploding gag worthy! Yes, the person who own this plate must be some sort of grandma or dumb person that loves EVERYONE!

Hate hate hate hate!

NOOOOOName: U R COOL
Gay Factor: 9.6/10

I barely snagged this one on the freeway (yes, I am that awesome of a driver). It was some older guy driving a truck, so I don't get this.

Anyway, it's just bad as bad can be. A face punchin' is in order!

Get ready for this round's Gayest Plate Ever!

Die NOW!Name: GOTZOOM
Gay Factor: 10/10

Now, just about every farking business out there is ripping off the "Got Milk" slogan. The problem is, that slogan is several years old already, and people KEEP DOING IT.

The worst part is, they all think they're so clever and witty. Like this person.

The "Got Milk" slogan was a nice small chunk of marketing genious, thus everyone started copycatting 'em. They couldn't use their own brains to make their own catchy slogan, so they mooch of the "Got Milk" slogan.

"Got Zoom?", huh? More like... GOT LAME ASS STUPID LICENSE PLATE SO DIE AND STUFF? The answer is YES!

And that concludes round one of our "Gallery of Gay License Plates." 'Till next time... stop making lame plates! Thanks.

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PsychoSOAD says in non-morse code:

Smilie!as the gay jeorny BEGINS!!!!!!!!!

PsychoSOAD vocalizes:

Smilie!hahahah rawrb

PsiNyde jabbers:

Smilie!i'm thinking of getting one that says "DOUCHE". cause that would be cool

daninininininini (Guest) verbalizes:

Smilie!rock onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

bonecow (Guest) plutoniums:

Smilie!mine will say bonecow...duh. yeah kayn knows why.

Sasha excretes:

Smilie!Ryan said:I know a guy whose license plate reads 'MTALCA' or something like that. You know.. MTALCA.. Metallica..

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SHUT UP!! DIE!
if I liked metallica, Id be like, WOAH!!! METAL!!! YEAH!! METAL DUDE!!!!! METAL HEART!!! REPUBLICAN METAL HEART!!! THAT IS SO FUCKIN METAL!!!!! HARDCORE!!!! but I dont like metallica so I dont think that.

Bored (Guest) conveys:

Smilie!tee hee..cars...with plates...

Rawrb verbalizes:

Smilie!UNO! I love that game.

Robynn (Guest) communicates:

Smilie!I have the best one of all, one of the girls on my team has a license plate that says
UNOAMY
(btw we go to the university of new orleans)
It makes me laugh!

Rawrb declares:

Smilie!I've got some new ones coming soon... saw a BAD one today. :)

JoKeRdAn pizzas:

Smilie!IR UM8. What is that about? I are you mate? I am your mate? Help me here!

666_ht_fry_666 (Guest) says in non-morse code:

Smilie!ha ha ha thts jus funny ppl having wierdass liscence plates well done its a good piece of entertainment








Joebob conveys:

Smilie!At Southern and McClintock I saw a car with FRKNFST!

Rawrb conveys:

Smilie!Bahahaha, good on! Or should I say, BAD one!

Ryan un-shut-ups:

Smilie!I know a guy whose license plate reads 'MTALCA' or something like that. You know.. MTALCA.. Metallica..

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SHUT UP!! DIE!

-|Devious|- conveys:

Smilie!2 bad that in holland we all hav license like: 23-gh-24

SlimTim (Guest) jabbers:

Smilie!My neighbours plate is W24GGY.

Megan (Guest) yammers:

Smilie!To bad I didn't have a camera ready. Saw two very bad plates yesterday. One was blue2na. I'm not going to ask. The other was I Patch. The guy driving had one. It was glorious.

Rawrb absolves:

Smilie!Guess college does make you dumber, eh?

Shan pizzas:

Smilie!I love how most of these have ASU/UofA license plate borders. :)

My license plate border rules all. :)
2 b love? 2 b DIE!
Uh. NO!
crzhrse! OF course! Craze Hawohrse!
dynamit! EXPLODING WITH LAME!
GOTZOOM? More like, GOT SHUT UP AND NEVER DRIVE AGAIN!
gpsywmn... ARGH!
Oh no no, you LOSE!!11
jeepgrl - a female jeep.
Awww, how disgustingly cute.
Bah... BHAHAHAHAH!@
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U R SHUT UP!
Yelogrl in a yelocar, LOL ASL AOL LLW
ZOOOMER! Get it, because that's the sound a car makes?