Gawkman and Murph get together while Murph is visiting in Phoenix and record what will eventually be known as "The Dumbest Song Ever". Oh, and by the way, yer dumb.

Notice: This is NOT a Psychostick song! Joshy from Psychostick co-wrote and produced this song with Murph. Got it? Good.

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The Dumb Song Lyrics by Gawkman and Murph, Music by Gawkman, ©Pluh.com 2002

Lyrics!

Gawkman: Hey Murph, YER DUMB!
Murph: No, YER dumb!
Gawkman: No, no- YER dumb!
Murph: Well, yer dumb cuz you got glasses on.
Gawkman: Well, yer... DUMB!
Murph: Yer nose is funny, and dumb.
Gawkman: Well, yer eyes are dumb.
Murph: Well, I'm gonna sing why yer dumb.

Murph: Yer books are overdue... Becuz yer dumb.
Gawkman: Yer hamster ran away... Becuz yer dumb.
Murph:Yer shirt shrank in the wash, because it's cotton. AND yer dumb.
Gawkman::Well, yer toilet overflowed...

Gawkman: You know Murph, yer not the only one who's dumb.
Murph: Who else is dumb?
Gawkman: Everybody!
Murph:Yer right... they're all dumb!

Gawkman: Hey YOU, you go to Pluh.com, Becuz yer dumb.
Murph: And you downloaded this song Becuz yer dumb.
Gawkman: Your hemorrhoids are inflamed Becuz yer dumb.
Murph: Yer brain's all STUPID!

Oh say, can you see Everyone is dumb but me
I'm never, ever wrong And that's all you'll ever be.

Murph: People who hold out notes are dumb. The longer you do that, the dumber you sound.

Murph: It's daylight savings time... Becuz yer dumb.
Gawkman: And that guy right there is dumb- Becuz yer dumb.
Murph: One time you went to McDonalds and some french fries and some ketchup packets and you sat down to eat them but you couldn't get them open so you went to the store to buy some scissors but you didn't have enough money so you started running to your friends house to borrow some money so you could buy some scissors to open your ketchup packets and enjoy your french fries more fully but then just before you got to his front door a piano fell on your head... Becuz yer dumb.
Gawkman: Didn't see that one coming!

Oh say, can you see Everyone is dumb but me
I'm never, ever wrong And that's all you'll ever be.

Murph: Yer dumb - the song - now die. Yer dead because yer dumb. Oh wait, you're still alive. Yer still dumb nonetheless.
Gawkman: You died while in the pit Becuz yer dumb.
Murph: Your funeral was boring... Cuz yer dumb.
Gawkman: You're six feet underground Becuz yer dumb.
Murph: Now yer all dead and stuff.

(Gawkman: Yer dumb cuz this sounds like a Deftones song.
Murph: Yer dumb becuz pandas are endangered.
Gawkman: Yer dumb becuz everything's composed of matter.
Murph: Yer dumb because... =)
Gawkman: Yer dumb because this recording studio is just my closet in my apartment. And.. yer dumb because I'm out of dumb things to say- DUMMY!

Comments!

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bubba jabbers:

Smilie!6
November 20th 2009, 12:49 AM

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November 20th 2009, 12:48 AM

bubba says in non-morse code:

Smilie! bubba says in non-morse code:

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November 20th 2009, 12:40 AM

bubba yammers:

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November 20th 2009, 12:37 AM

StealthNull jabbers:

Smilie!The best dumb song ever!
October 27th 2009, 9:14 AM

DannyLMAO forms verbage to communicate:

Smilie!How do i put the thingy thingy with pizzas and communicates and all that...
September 1st 2009, 8:29 AM

DannyLMAO verbalizes:

Smilie!Wow..nice
September 1st 2009, 8:28 AM

gpdave1 verbalizes:

Smilie!my toilet overflowed. thought I might post that here.
July 15th 2009, 1:00 AM

JoeHectic evaporates:

Smilie!THIS SONG MAKES ME HAPPIER THAN AN ETHIOPIAN AT A BUFFET!!!
May 3rd 2009, 7:32 PM

smileysammy:) excretes:

Smilie!HEHEHE! HI PEOPLES! I'm smiley sammy! I
January 27th 2009, 3:59 AM

I_ATE_IT un-shut-ups:

Smilie!I lost a couple IQ points listening to this. Oh well I have a few more to spare.
January 25th 2009, 4:47 PM

Chewie bakes:

Smilie!Wow. I must be very dumb to listen to this. But that also means dumb is cool.

I liek bein dumb.
November 17th 2008, 12:38 AM

Joshy V 2.0 absolves:

Smilie!Hey my names Josh too! Must be why i love this song so much! FUCK YEAH!!!!!! WERE ALL FUCKING DUMB!!!!!
September 24th 2008, 2:35 AM

Me is I pizzas:

Smilie!I give it a infinity out of -593

jama7301 discharges:

Smilie!Enjoyable little number. A good song to insult your friends with

judgefudge bakes:

Smilie!i luv this freakin song, because ur dumb.

catfoodsmelsbad vocalizes:

Smilie!marstard hunny prettzil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Venificus69 yammers:

Smilie!best dumb song ever!

Frungi absolves:

Smilie!Yeah, no, it didn't work.

Frungi evaporates:

Smilie!I dunno if this'll work (my first post here):
[QUOTE=IM HORNY MADA FUKA]Not too smart, are ,you,[/QUOTE]
That pretty much says it all.

fortybelownj forms verbage to communicate:

Smilie!ur dumb... because :)

pumpkin says in non-morse code:

Smilie!Just shut up.. Yer dumb..


I loved it. Pure genuis. Dumb people can be smart too. Woot and stuff.

R3CR38 communicates:

Smilie!You posted negativley to this song ..Becauz yer DUMB!

You like to swear in caps..Becauz yer DUMB!

You shot yourself in the arm and not the face ..Becauz yer DUMB!

You spent 20 minutes writing fuck you ..Becauz yer DUMB!

I like ending all my senteces like this ..Becauz yer DUMB!

you think people care when you gon onto a post and like write about how much cooler you are and how everything that isnt yours sucks and think that people actually care which they dont and waste everyones time by reading your crappy comment that you felt so compelled to write..Becauz yer DUMB!

PsychoslutRoboT verbalizes:

Smilie!Your dumb, and stuff, and this song rules, and stuff.

Kodoku yammers:

Smilie!Har. It maked me laugh.

Dumby discharges:

Smilie!thinks out loud:

Yer all dumb!!!!

iNL0VE_X3 yammers:

Smilie!hello `!!* that song was awesome !!

ugh plutoniums:

Smilie!THIS SONG FUCKIN RULES!!!!! HELLZ YEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shraylo blahs:

Smilie!I loved this song...because I'm dumb.

joe bakes:

Smilie!yea man

your mother (Guest) communicates:

Smilie!how could you

Kritikal un-shut-ups:

Smilie!That quite possibly was the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard. My girlfriend is crying because of you. I hate you....and you're dumb.

butt cheecks (Guest) pizzas:

Smilie! dude this song was so dumb that my friend said it was dumb.

p.s. this song was dum.

Pimpett Baby Gurl (Guest) un-shut-ups:

Smilie!yall r great i have never heard such a great song like that .. it was pimp!!! lol im really glad i found it i listen to it alot :P bcuz im dumb!!!! lol i love this f-in song dude

AnGeRy BiAtcH (Guest) declares:

Smilie!I love this fucking song!

Mini Mr. Master Muffin (Guest) un-shut-ups:

Smilie!yeah... that song was...
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OMFG I LOVED THAT IT WAS THE GREATEST

Kool-Aid un-shut-ups:

Smilie!Kaptan Howdee is a homosexual.. By the way... and.. I dont mean that in a non-literal way.. I mean.. me and his mom went to college together.. and she told me all about his sexual preferences and habitual cock smoking.. Pssh.. He's probably not even a Kaptan.

Kool-Aid says in non-morse code:

Smilie!Right Click - Save Target As.

JoKeRdAn plutoniums:

Smilie!would you like to share that with the class?

Rawrb un-shut-ups:

Smilie!Yes! This random comment from some internet guy is so vital to our existence! Now knowing this, we should all just quit at everything we do, because there will always be someone who won't approve!

Gawkman says in non-morse code:

Smilie!Thank you person for feeding this negative, hate-filled world with yet more negativity!

Murph pizzas:

Smilie!This negative post makes me want a sandwitch!

Shafty evaporates:

Smilie!This from a guy whose name is a misspelled Twisted Sister song? :D

kaptan howdee (Guest) communicates:

Smilie!you guys are a bunch of funny dumb fucks who can't spell or understand your own thoughts enough to make an actual sentence...but yea this shit was soo fucking dumb i actually had to write about it, but it was good dumb. yea- thats a good thing. now yall can go fuck yourselves repeatedly and when you think yall are finished, you can be wrong and do it all over again---from a girl who thinks you all are everything i just said and more...

Bob splats:

Smilie!This song made me black in the pants. FLARG!

PUNKnPINK splats:

Smilie!huhhh

john gamba (Guest) conveys:

Smilie! so say that was realy realy gay so yea i love kayla

J+K = TRUE LOVE FOR EVER

Rawrb declares:

Smilie!AnonFag@194.125.182.134 said:FUCK ALL OF U,S AHHAHAHA! The song obviously was written for people like this!

AnonFag@194.125.182.134 (Guest) blahs:

Smilie!FUCK ALL OF U,S

AnonFag@207.213.161.69 (Guest) dispenses:

Smilie!you all are fucking retarded... hella cool though

wut tha hellllll (Guest) yammers:

Smilie!man dis sonj ic zo fukn dum!!!!!! how du aye plaie it ugin?????

Rawrb pizzas:

Smilie!Jo, you make absolutely no sense. Awesome!

jo (Guest) yammers:

Smilie!Kayn said:<table width=75% align=center border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><tr><td><hr align=center width=100% size=1><font size=2 face=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif><b>FUCL OFF MOTHER FUCKER!</b> said:</font><br><em><font size=2 face=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif>I shot myself listening to your crappy song!!


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hello im jo how ya doin? thanxs for askin im fine!
LISTEN UP: FUCK YA M8 FUCK YA M8'S DAD BUT WOT EV YA DO DON'T FUCK WIT DA FUCKER WHO WROTE DIS FUCKING FUCKED UP SONG.wot do ya do wen ya m8's avin a number 2 on da loo? email bak and i'l tel ya

God declares:

Smilie!Im so dumb dat i dont know how 2 download this asskicking song......but anyway its good

Porn Monkey splats:

Smilie!Thanx too ths song, i falied engish!

Murph dispenses:

Smilie!That's unfortunate, because I like keeping things ON da hook as much as possible.

Jesssica (Guest) yammers:

Smilie!I liked the beat, but I wish I was deaf so I couldn't hear the words. But wait! If I was deaf, then I couldn't hear the beat. The beat was off da Hook!

AnonFag@199.80.126.3 (Guest) dispenses:

Smilie!if your horney than go wack your popscyicle

Bob conveys:

Smilie!I'm just sad it's over.

Wait, I can start it over...

IM HORNY MADA FUKA (Guest) evaporates:

Smilie!I shot myself in the arm dumbshit, how could i type if i was dead. Not too smart, are ,you, well suck my dick you mother fucking stupid ass son of a whore bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rawrb forms verbage to communicate:

Smilie!FUCL OFF MOTHER FUCKER! said:I shot myself listening to your crappy song!!


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Good, that means you're dead! HAR HAR!

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Smilie!bad

FUCL OFF MOTHER FUCKER! (Guest) bakes:

Smilie!I shot myself listening to your crappy song!!


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Dumb (Guest) excretes:

Smilie!^-^

AnonFag@67.22.136.96 (Guest) un-shut-ups:

Smilie!it was dumb!

janessa_k bakes:

Smilie!This song is fuckin awesome. Do it again I say! You should play it every show. Right after you play the shortest song in the world. I'll sing along~ *FUCK*

passion un-shut-ups:

Smilie!You know, now that you mension it, i do feel a little more dumb having listened to that song...MORE DUMB MORE DUMB...LALALALA...and..um, stuff.

Rawrb says in non-morse code:

Smilie!You will all PAY!

JoKeRdAn communicates:

Smilie!Just 'cos I'm dumb don't mean I can't enjoy that... that peice of dumb!

Mixmasta RZ Fresh (Guest) yammers:

Smilie!This was just four minutes of my life i will never ever have back.....you guys are fuckin great!

E (Guest) excretes:

Smilie!this song.. is god
People who record songs are DUMB!