Notice: This is NOT a Psychostick song! Joshy from Psychostick co-wrote and produced this song with Murph. Got it? Good.
Download and listen to- The Dumb Song!
The Dumb Song Lyrics by Gawkman and Murph, Music by Gawkman, ©Pluh.com 2002
Lyrics!
Gawkman: Hey Murph, YER DUMB!
Murph: No, YER dumb!
Gawkman: No, no- YER dumb!
Murph: Well, yer dumb cuz you got glasses on.
Gawkman: Well, yer... DUMB!
Murph: Yer nose is funny, and dumb.
Gawkman: Well, yer eyes are dumb.
Murph: Well, I'm gonna sing why yer dumb.Murph: Yer books are overdue... Becuz yer dumb.
Gawkman: Yer hamster ran away... Becuz yer dumb.
Murph:Yer shirt shrank in the wash, because it's cotton. AND yer dumb.
Gawkman::Well, yer toilet overflowed...Gawkman: You know Murph, yer not the only one who's dumb.
Murph: Who else is dumb?
Gawkman: Everybody!
Murph:Yer right... they're all dumb!Gawkman: Hey YOU, you go to Pluh.com, Becuz yer dumb.
Murph: And you downloaded this song Becuz yer dumb.
Gawkman: Your hemorrhoids are inflamed Becuz yer dumb.
Murph: Yer brain's all STUPID!Oh say, can you see Everyone is dumb but me
I'm never, ever wrong And that's all you'll ever be.Murph: People who hold out notes are dumb. The longer you do that, the dumber you sound.
Murph: It's daylight savings time... Becuz yer dumb.
Gawkman: And that guy right there is dumb- Becuz yer dumb.
Murph: One time you went to McDonalds and some french fries and some ketchup packets and you sat down to eat them but you couldn't get them open so you went to the store to buy some scissors but you didn't have enough money so you started running to your friends house to borrow some money so you could buy some scissors to open your ketchup packets and enjoy your french fries more fully but then just before you got to his front door a piano fell on your head... Becuz yer dumb.
Gawkman: Didn't see that one coming!Oh say, can you see Everyone is dumb but me
I'm never, ever wrong And that's all you'll ever be.Murph: Yer dumb - the song - now die. Yer dead because yer dumb. Oh wait, you're still alive. Yer still dumb nonetheless.
Gawkman: You died while in the pit Becuz yer dumb.
Murph: Your funeral was boring... Cuz yer dumb.
Gawkman: You're six feet underground Becuz yer dumb.
Murph: Now yer all dead and stuff.(Gawkman: Yer dumb cuz this sounds like a Deftones song.
Murph: Yer dumb becuz pandas are endangered.
Gawkman: Yer dumb becuz everything's composed of matter.
Murph: Yer dumb because... =)
Gawkman: Yer dumb because this recording studio is just my closet in my apartment. And.. yer dumb because I'm out of dumb things to say- DUMMY!
Comments!
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FUCL OFF MOTHER FUCKER! said: I shot myself listening to your crappy song!! ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu cccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu |
Good, that means you're dead! HAR HAR!
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hello im jo how ya doin? thanxs for askin im fine!
LISTEN UP: FUCK YA M8 FUCK YA M8'S DAD BUT WOT EV YA DO DON'T FUCK WIT DA FUCKER WHO WROTE DIS FUCKING FUCKED UP SONG.wot do ya do wen ya m8's avin a number 2 on da loo? email bak and i'l tel ya
AnonFag@194.125.182.134 said: FUCK ALL OF U,S |
AHHAHAHA! The song obviously was written for people like this!
J+K = TRUE LOVE FOR EVER
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OMFG I LOVED THAT IT WAS THE GREATEST
p.s. this song was dum.
You like to swear in caps..Becauz yer DUMB!
You shot yourself in the arm and not the face ..Becauz yer DUMB!
You spent 20 minutes writing fuck you ..Becauz yer DUMB!
I like ending all my senteces like this ..Becauz yer DUMB!
you think people care when you gon onto a post and like write about how much cooler you are and how everything that isnt yours sucks and think that people actually care which they dont and waste everyones time by reading your crappy comment that you felt so compelled to write..Becauz yer DUMB!
I loved it. Pure genuis. Dumb people can be smart too. Woot and stuff.
[QUOTE=IM HORNY MADA FUKA]Not too smart, are ,you,[/QUOTE]
That pretty much says it all.
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Gawkman and Murph get together while Murph is visiting in Phoenix and record what will eventually be known as "The Dumbest Song Ever". Oh, and by the way, yer dumb.