The Daily Dumb 1-26-2010

By cpu at January 26th 2010, 5:04 AM - 0 Comments

A choice cut from textsfromlastnight.com.......

Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..

(703):
this can't be going anywhere good

(571):
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\

Hahahahaha, wuss.


The price is....*plop*


Graceful my ass.


Gymnast eats the mat.


How to boost productivity in your office.


Cat with MASSIVE fucking balls.


Hunter pranked. I personally would've gone with the paper sack popping behind him. haha.


EPIC wedding invitation.


Wait for the end, it's a surprise.


Talk to the hand fucker.


Giant spider time.


Pretty cool idea.


Mac fanboys rejoice.


Wal Mart is apparently now in the business of being hilarious.


80's rap videos are hilarious.


False advertising!


Is it wrong for me to instinctively want to punch the shit out of this kid?


Recent police chase in Hollywood.

7 mind blowing easter eggs hidden in famous works of art.


Hilariously distorted perspective, thanks onion.

Two women friends had a girl's night out.
Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten a little over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.

Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to Pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.

One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them.

Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and didn't want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.

After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.

The next day one of the woman's husband was concerned his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said: 'These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!!'

'That's nothing' said the other husband, 'Mine came home with a card stuck to her ass that said.....

'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.''