The Daily Dumb 1-7-2010

By cpu at January 7th 2010, 2:55 AM - 0 Comments

The road to hell.


ETHEL! FLANK RIGHT!


Nature's beer fridge.


Great loss around the holidays is always the worst.


The bad sweater gang is here to fuck you out of your lunch money.


Badass. Screw McD's


Have an iphone and want a better vantage point watching your neighbor shower?


It's morning. GET UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!


Never go hiking with this chick.


Photoshop is very amusing.


Cat has a major drinking problem.


2 dogs that have no concept of their size.


Hell of a shot.


Nic Cage as everyone.


The human firecracker.


Looking for love in all of the wrong places.


Direct hit.


Record shallow water high dive.


Very entertaining compilation of videos.


Elephankakke.


Best in fail for 2009.


The 7 ballsiest ways anyone ever quit their job.

A mother is sitting in the garden with her three daughters.

"Mummy," the first daughter asks. "Why am I called Rose?"

"Because when you were born a rose petal fell from that bush and landed on your forehead."

"Mummy," asked the second daughter. "Why am I called Tulip?"

"Because when you were born a tulip petal fell from over there and landed on your forehead."

The third daughter moaned: "Mnanmammmammnaamammangh!"

"Shut the fuck up Refrigerator," said the mother.