The Daily Dumb 2-23-2010

By cpu at February 23rd 2010, 7:04 AM - 0 Comments

Her stomach is possessed.


Sure beats the street talent we have around here.


Like something from an old Tom & Jerry cartoon, but with soccer balls.


Watch this truck attempt to cross a flooded road.


Minotauro vs. Valesquez UFC 110


Bader vs. Jardine UFC 110


Cro cop vs... some dude UFC 110


Foster vs. Lytle UFC 110


He Man isn't exactly what I remember.


There is only one level too.


Collection of very random animated gifs.


I'm gonna get all the bitches now.


Interview with the old guy on the bus.


McDonalds entrees abroad.


2 years in federal prison for a camcorder in a movie theater.


Intense rube goldberg machine.


I've posted this before, but fuck it, this chick singing the fifth element song is nuts.


Snowmobile head smack.


Crazy tree cutting machine.


If you thought the bb in the nose guy yesterday was a moron.....


California on stereotypes.


5 reasons the founding fathers were kind of dicks.

A woman is having a costume party for halloween. The only rule is you have to dress up as an emotion.

The night of the party, the first guest arrives.The woman opens the door and sees a man wearing a green custume with green face paint.

What are you dressed up as? The man replies, well I'm green with envy. What a wonderful costume come right in.

After awhile another guest arrives. The woman opens the door and there's a girl dressed all in pink.

The woman says to the girl what a unique costume, what emotion are you? I'm tickled pink. What a great costume! Enjoy the party.

After awhile the woman hears another knock on the door. She opens the door and is shocked by what she sees. Standing naked on her porch are two huge black guys.

One of them has his dick in a custard, and the other has his dick in a pear. The woman says to them, you have some nerve! You have to be dressed as an emotion to attend this party. What are you talking about lady? We are emotions. I'm fuckin disgusted and he's deep in despair.