The Daily Dumb 2-8-2010

By cpu at February 8th 2010, 4:17 AM - 2 Comments

Creed still SHREDS!


That shit is WAY creepy.


It's supposed to be slug bug, but posted anyway due to hilarity.


AWESOMER!


Auto tuned bud light commercial.


Great Betty White commercial.


Dibs.


Nerd girls are win.


I hope I'm cool enough to get into this club.


Indecent proposal.


Holy shit that was a badass prank.


Peyton's private practice.


PANDEMONIUUUUUMMMM!!!


It's inter species erotica fucko.


Do ladders have drunk ass warnings written on them?


The slow frog is the hungry frog.


He drives AND screams like a woman.


Great amateur football pwn4g3


Another great superbowl ad.


Robot unicorn attack.


Facebook failure.


Very stoney drawing app thing.


This kid is a fucking idiot.


Not quite dude.


I'm going to try this at the supermarket tomorrow.


Steampunked house. Fucking awesome.


Gross.


I hate shit like this. These schools need to think.


Miniature accident.


Eyebrow fail.


I support single mothers.


Mother of the year.


Monster truck lands on him.


We don't need no stinkin' ramps.


Tricky japanese dogs.


Break dance fail.


7 insane ways music affects the body according to science.

An oldie, but goodie:

A lady walks into a fancy bar on top of a thirty story building and sees a really good looking guy sitting at the bar by himself. She goes over and asks him what he is drinking.

"Magic Beer", he says.

She thinks he's a little crazy,so she walks around the bar, but after realizing that there is no one else worth talking to, she goes back to the man sitting at the bar and says,"That isn't really Magic Beer, is it?"

"Yes, I'll show you." He takes a drink of the beer, jumps out the window, flies around the building three times and comes back in the window.

The lady can't believe it. "I bet you can't do that again."

He takes another drink of beer, jumps out the window,flies around the building three times and comes back in the window.

She is so amazed that she says she wants a Magic Beer,so the guys says to the bartender,"Give her one of what I'm having."

She gets her drink, takes a gulp of beer, jumps out of the window, plummets 30 stories, breaks every bone in her body, and dies.

The bartender looks up at the guy and says, "You know, Superman, you're a real asshole when you're drunk."