The Daily Dumb 7-2-2009

By cpu at July 2nd 2009, 2:33 AM - 2 Comments

Violent boat crash causes knockout.


I'm not sure I want to know what this is.


The little drummer chef.


Sticky predicament.


High resolution image of the mosh pit at the last Psychostick/FDISK show in Los Angeles.


A better way to do multiplication.


2 year old will kick your ass at pool.


Looks like my typical commute. If you think I'm joking ask my friends.


Lover's revenge.


Old news report on the internet.


Carving watermelons? WTF.


Celebrities and their damn islands.


Burglar gets his ass beat by a geezer.


Spoiled little punk ass kid.


This is a tad suggestive.


Nice spike n shove.


I think if you fall asleep in a trash can, it's fair fucking game.


This is how he gets the ladies.

So many MJ jokes.....

Early reports suggested he died from suffocation choking
on a 10 year old weiner.

Children everywhere are mourning the loss of MJ by wearing
their pants at half mast.

Michael Jackson hasn't been this stiff since he heard
Macaulay Culkin was coming to stay for the weekend.

Paramedics say Michael Jackson never regained his color.

Michael Jackson's last request was that if he be taken to
hospital it be the Children's Hospital.

Q. Why did Michael Jackson die after Farah Fawcet?

A. He always liked to come in a little behind.

Hospital staff don't know what to do with the body as plastic
recycling is not until next Tuesday, so lego stepped in and
melted him down and converted him into a new set of blocks
so that children would finally be able to play with him.

If I missed any, feel free to leave a comment. Otherwise, take what I've given you and like it bitches!