ate it when you come in on the end of someone else's conversation? WHEE, Shafty <-- CAPTAIN CLEVAR! Perhaps in acknowledgement of Shafty's having posted news religiously every Wednesday, Kayn the Benevolent has given Shafty what he wants:

Teh Sports Attack Forum! Hooray! Sports fans, you are finally free to weigh in on the most important issues of the day, such as:

1. Who's the hottest female athlete?
2. What's the best football video game evar?
3. What's the best sports-related movie evar?

Oh, and I guess we can discuss real sports, too, like HOCKEY! Where men are men, and sissy men get hit upside the head with big wooden sticks! Hooray! Shafty has long wanted a sports forum for Pluh. And Shafty always gets what he wants. Don't take my word for it, listen to Lando Calrissian! “Murph is DUMB! How many Colt 45 commercials has HE been in? NONE! He's not worth listening to or, for that matter, even sharing our oxygen!” You know that you're in trouble when a space pirate questions your credibility. Admit your defeat, Murph, while the rest of us look at NEWS!

• “Accepting the award is the son of the guy who played Huggy Bear…” Guess who's playing Huggy Bear this time.
• Their reflex is to be hungry like the wolf! Or something!Wild Boys return!
• Hooray for settling neighborhoods disputes by throwing bags of POO at each other!
• Let the flame wars begin!
• Practical love advice! FART!
• Criminal mastermind at work!
• It's a good thing that people who send care packages to soldiers aren't ignoring other membars who have to survive on bread and watarr.
• Man, why couldn't my school be more like this one?
• Not all firemen perform heroic deeds.
• The fact that justice may be blind, as they say, does not justify ugly attorneys streaking.
• At long last: if you want to, you can choose to pay more taxes than normal! Whew, that's a load off. New T3 hottie Kristanna Loken! GUUUHHH!!!! (More pictures available at kristanna.com)