Take cover! DUMB is exploding all around us!

By Shafty at October 18th 2003, 12:27 PM 2

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News of the Dumb

• So freaking cool.  Irony surrenders.
• People are legally changing their names to their online nickname?  At least nobody around here is stupid enough to do that!  *eyes Gawkman warily*
• Kayn would have no money left if this tax went into effect.
• Some idiots need to be run over.
• Bartman strikes!
• Phone sex pervert fakes his own suicide to avoid meeting the women he met online.  I repeat, some idiots need to be run over.
• Behold:  an idiot who professes to be a detective of fake celebrity nude photos.  Poor man, he sacrifices himself for the sake of his noble cause.  *salutes*
• My office really, really needs to buy this thing.
• Be really, really careful to ensure you know what you're bidding on, if you're going to use Ebay.  Example:  an item described as "high definition plasma screen picture" is, in fact, merely a photograph of a plasma TV.
• A Christian newsmagazine discusses the theology of the Chicago Cubs' curse.  I could do so with a lot less verbage:

Conclusion:  The Cubs SUCK.

• Man dies when he attempts to put out a downed power line by stomping on it.

News of teh Gamesz

• EGM gets little kids to play the video games that Shafty played when he was little, and comment on them.  So much funny.

Guys Aren't the Only Ones Doing Dumb Stuff

• This well-known humanitarian fights for the cause of abused chickens everywhere.
• Heidi Klum breaks $8,000,000 bra on the set of The Tonight Show.  Jay Leno offers to help fix it.
• Hot ESPN reporters can get away with almost anything.