Shafty's Dumb News Subject!

By Shafty at April 29th 2005, 12:00 AM 4

It may be the default news subject heading, but it's a hell of a lot better than anything I could think up. Quit your complaining and peruse these, instead:

• Jedi Master, Dork, it's all the same to me.
• For the first time in years, Robert Downey, Jr. said something that actually made me laugh.
• Call Kip and Uncle Rico, it's time to take a vacation to Siberia.
• Guild Wars got released yesterday; anybody played it yet? (Once again, my POS won't be able to play this thing. Damn, I *need* a new computer. Maybe I could get Kayn's help in building one, piecemeal.) At this point, they have promised no monthly fees... I wonder how long that promise holds.
• The new Zelda game is to feature horseback riding, etc.
• Hooray for higher education!
• Rosie gets zinged!
• Hey, instead of replacing Nicole Richie on "The Simple Life," I've got a better idea--cancel the whole stupid show altogether! NOBODY would miss it.
• Aw geez, this doesn't sound like a good omen for Episode III...
• This is stupid.  Go find someone your own age, Tom; leave the young'uns to Kayn.
• What man in his right mind would press charges?

This may be the coolest news piece of all:

RAAWERRRR!!!!!11111111