Shafty's Profile

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Articles Written (24 total):

A Beautiful Mind, Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves, Aria Giovanni, Ashley Judd, Beer 101, Booblympics- Heat 1 (Australia vs. Brazil), Booblympics- Heat 2 (Germany vs. Italy), Gabrielle Reece, Jennie Finch, John Madden Drinking Game, Madden 2003, Matrix Revolutions, Milla Jovovich, Monica Bellucci, NCAA Football 2003, Old Skull - CIA Drug Fest, Paycheck, Psychostick, Psychostick at the Engine Room (Houston), Queensryche - Operation Mindcrime II, The Origins of the Word PLUH, Tomahawk, Tomahawk and Tool, Ultima Online

News Posted (107 total):

I Am More Fortunate Than You Are..., "Meet the Planets!", also known as, "Shafty is a Great Big Science Dork.", You love me. You do., Asleep at the Switch!, New Content, Sluts, I Reclaim the Title of DUMB!, Shafty's Dumb News Subject!, "I wish they all could be Oregon girls" doesn't have the same ring., The Vegas over/under betting line is six., Yesterday was the greatest day ever., Cowboy up, baby., The Cubs suck my white arse., Winnar: Supreme Dumbass of the Year!, Now how the hell do I post news again?, Holy Freaking Crap., I resolve to kill this computer once this news post is done., A guest news poster!, *perch*, SO VEWWY SOWWY., Somethin' be smellin' fishy 'round here! EEewwww!, It's still Wednesday in Hawaii! (I think.), I am Gawkman. No, I am Gawkman., News goes here. It sure does., Shafty Must Be Obeyed., Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta. Kind of. Okay, not at all., Take cover! DUMB is exploding all around us!, So Much for Great News!, ALL PISSED OFF BECAUSE KAYN'S NEW NEWS-POSTING THING ATE MY NEWS POST!, Here's 12 1/2 cents. Go buy Half a Life! HARH ARHARHARHARRRR!111, News So Important It Must Be Told with Font Size 16!, Chomp Chomp Whee Gloo!, *sigh*, Beware the Giant Mulleted Children!, After a Week of Lunacy, Pluh Returns to Normal., The Crap that Constitutes News at 4:16 A.M., Just Pretend It's Wednesday., There's No Substitute for Natasha Henstridge., Mr. T Needs a Woman to Do His Cooking for Him., Pity the Dumb., Most Content-to-Word News Post EVAR!, Snurgh!, Three News Posts in One Week? That's UNPOSSIBLE!, Open Mic Poetry Night... err, Day!, Murph ain't got nothing on Lando., Super Happy Fun News Time!, The Semi-Occasionally-Posted News!, This News Post Has Nothing to do with War., This News Post Has News-like Qualities., Mail on a Sunday? News on a Tuesday?, *punches Marph in the face with NEWS*, Most Link-Filled News Post Evar?, Major NEWS Announcement!, Murph's, The Mystery Has Finally Been Revealed., Fully-clothed NEWS!, You can't spell SNUUUHHH without the letters D-U-M-B. Oh wait, you can. Never mind., Shafty Fires the Railgun of NEWS at YOU!, I Hate News Posts Like This., Not really a news post., "Saves us from the CRAP, Shafty!", Beware of SUPARR-NINJAS!, Run from the Anti-News-Posting MONSTAR!, Intarrnet Explorer version 6.0.2600.0000.xpclnt_qfe.0108277-1803 SOON TO DIE W/DEATH!, WE BEGS YOU FOR FORGIVENESS! And BOOBAYS, too, if that's not too much to ask., NEWS that reports NEW things!, News FLASH: WB actually showed something worth watching!, *tries to kick SHOE's ass with content*, G'Day Mates!, I Aer Cookie-mayunn Today!, The Streak ENDS Here!, Run from the DUMB!, Does this count as news?, You Can't Spell GLOOOOO!!! without the letters Q and P. Oh, wait--you can., Now I chases BOOBAYS in style!, News!, Prepare for teh NE!, Joebob: Mah hero., People who should DIE!, Calgon, take me away!!!! To PLUHLAND, that is., When I grow up, I'm going to be either a Lactation Technician... or a caterpillar., Time to Shred, Lego-Style!!!, Teh Weekend is Here: Time to Get, err, "Plastarred!", Yay for New Medical Breakthroughs!, Mr. Teh is probably responsible for this., No One-Word News Posts Here!, Pluh-Brand Scrabble: Of Kwyjibos, Insaults and Phil the Syphilis Sore!, The Fascists of the New Millenium: Parking Lot Attendants, I Pledge Allegiance to Pluh., Me fail English? That's UNPOSSIBLE!, Where's the vibrating Pluhbabe doll that I asked for for Christmas?, Shafty II: Teh Return of Stuff!, Trial TRYS my patience. Get it? Ack., Shhh!, Joe Pesci: "Look, honey! The case cracker! A picture of me, in the shower!", Two-week old news is STILL Plorg., Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, ShaftyPluhNewsDay... just rolls off the tongue!, Day One, P.K.G.H.R.F. (Post-Kayn's Glorious and Heroic Recovery of the Forums), I'm A'Musing to be Amusing., "Something something doopity-do, I've Got Another News Post for You....", We Aer Teh Warld (killars)!!!, Cause of Parents' Death? "Got in my way." And Twinkies, too., If There Really Is a Beer Baron, I Must Be His King., Where are you when my lazy mind needs you, Alanis?, WTF does "Rock Chalk Jayhawk" mean? Number 1, that's what., Because knowing is half the battle. The other half must be blowing sh*t up, I guess., Battel Aer Joyned Bitch!!!1, Fun with Bullets (the non-innards-rending type)

Daily Dumb Posted (0 total):

Noteworthy Nonsense Posted (4 total):

Battlefield 2142, Preview of WarhammAr Online!, New Pluhbabe, "Earthbound" Sequal!

Projects Submitted (0 total):

This next section is pulled from Shafty's forum profile.

Biography

I was born and, thus far, have done some stuff.

Location

1174 Miles East of Psychostick

Interests

"Interests" is a word.

Occupation

Law Priest of DEATH!

Favorite bands

Rammstein, Anthrax, ZEPPELIN, Pantera, Faith No More, Psychostick, Crack Money Records, other stuff.

Movies that strike yer fancy:

"Unflavored for me!"

Favorite Video Games?

GUUUUHHHH!!!

Favorite word

I was led to believe that BOOBAYS were here.

Why didja sign up here?

FIFA '06, Halo 1 and 2, Half-Life 1 and 2, MVP NCAA Baseball '06

Um... boobays?

Yes, please!

Favorite Ice Cream?

Napoleon Dynamite

Maritial Status!

I ain't tellin' you.