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News Posted (2 total):

SANTA CRUZ BEACH BOARDWALK: Flock of Seagulls and the Giant Dipper Rollercoaster , When Celebrities Rally for a Cause

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Noteworthy Nonsense Posted (29 total):

Gamers Have Bodies Of '60-Year-Old Chain Smokers', Dead Guy Still Gets Billed for Cell Phone, Lottery Winner Eats $15,000 Winning Lottery Ticket, New Jersey Bowling Alley Owner Accused of Burning Down Rival Lanes , Rival Fat Fighter Fight Fatties, Dude Gets the Whites of His Eyes TATTOOED, BeautifulPeople.com Drops New Members to the Fat Club , Dude Builds Giant LEGO Star-Wars Rebel Frigate, Lindsay Lohan's New Years Resolution , Phelps Bong Worth $100,000?, Pot Scandal Jolts Japan's Sumo World, Weird Al in a Car Accident, What Recession? Couple Spends $150,000 to Clone Dog, Don't Fart on the Police, Lars Ulrich Interview About New Album Being Leaked, Facebook Say Yer Fat, Falling Star: Jessica Simpson, Priest Wants Beauty Pagent for Nuns.... Hot, Sexy Nuns, Jail Is No Place for a 27-Year-Old Fat Girl, Game Developers Fight to the Death!, YouTube Enthusiast, Not a Fan of Police, Man Vactions... Neighbors Thought He Died, Metallica Guy Hates Hikers, Burger King Employee + Sink = Bath Time, Once Naked For Nirvana, Now A Teen Spirit, Bad Cop! No free Starbucks for you!, The Mayor = Who He Be, Home Neutering = Bad Idea, He Wanted to Be a "Porn Inspector"

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Biography

I enjoy the satifaction of a good poop.

Location

Phoenix, AZ

Interests

Long drives through entire states, moving large plastic bins full of new clothing and taking money from club owners

Occupation

The Business of Music

Favorite bands

Psychostick, Screaming Mechanical Brain, Dada, Huey Lewis and the News.....

Movies that strike yer fancy:

Favorite Video Games?

Vagina

Favorite word

Community Service

Why didja sign up here?

Golden Eye for N64

Um... boobays?

Most definately!

Favorite Ice Cream?

Buffalo 66

Maritial Status!

Committed to anothar!