I know this has gone from the daily dumb to the “whenever the fuck I feel like it dumb” lately. Oh mi vida loca.
All the keyboard you need for browsing the web.
Nose to the grindstone.
It just doesn’t like its wheels.
Old people fighting are hilarious. When they’re British it’s even better.
Enough fish to feed the red army.
Stupid tattoo idea #298735
What the guy flipping burgers posts on facebook when he gets home.
He plays with his balls with incredible finesse.
How an OCD bastard makes a cup of coffee.
That would make your butthole pucker a little.
Chainsaws are awesome.
He punches out his buddy and the TV at the same time.
Make a man out of him!
The peeping tom.
10 of history’s unknown badasses.
It’s the law.
I’ll take the wiccan pizza.
Hell of a music multi tasking machine.
What you don’t know might hurt you.
We don’t need no stinkin’ arms!
Great reward acceptance speech.
Auto tune cat rape fail.
Dog has hops.
Lots of this beatboxing stuff going on now.
Smokey and the Bandit: Hungarian edition.
The calm before the storm.
Apparently the devil and mother nature are in bed together.
Advances in suspended animation.
If the law were Michael Jackson, and common sense were young neverland ranch sleepover guests……
The 6 most baffling nobel prizes ever awarded. A woman goes into labor and her husband excitedly rushes her to the hospital to give birth. They had been trying to have a child for years, but the woman kept on having miscarriages. They had feared they would never have a child and had almost given up. The wife goes through labor for 12 long hours. Even though she shits all over the bed while pushing, her husband supports her and they get more and more excited about the child that will soon come into the world. Finally as the woman gives a last push, the doctor pulls the baby out and announces “it’s a boy!” The man and woman hold each other and cry and laugh and weep together. Finally they have a beautiful child. The doctor looks at the baby, looks at the nurse, and suddenly tosses the baby across the room to the nurse. The woman screams and the man stares wide eyed at the nurse who catches the baby and smiles. But she then reaches over to a table and picks up a knife and stabs the baby repeatedly in the chest and neck. She throws the baby back to the doctor who holds it by the umbilical cord and swings the child around and around, faster and faster. The woman and man are horrified and scream “What are you doing to our baby!!! STOP! PLEASE!” The doctor lets go of the umbilical cord and the baby flies across the room, hits the wall, slides down the wall leaving a trail of blood, and lands in a garbage can full of medical waste. The doctor and nurse turn to the traumatized couple with smirks on their faces and then burst out laughing. “Can’t you people take a fucking joke? It was stillborn!”