A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.

Ouchie in the snow.
Don’t let this guy kick you.
That’s a crazy dog.
Badass improvisational piano player.
Time for a sale!
No one is safe in space.
Juxtaposition.
Trololo.
You fuckin’ tell me kid.
Man, scary shit.
Don King has been reincarnated as a bird.
Someone take her license.
Serious skills.
Careful who you taunt.
That’s some crazy engineering.
Flaming cake bomb.
That’s what you get for watering them all of the time and making them weak.
No better way to fuck this up.
Dibs.
Engrish fucking okay!
Lil Bean.
Morality.
Make good use of the timeline.
Terrifying.
Nicely done.
Break’s top 10 funny videos of 2011.
Speed climbing badasses.
Heavy metal physics lesson.
Neighbor notes.
UFC 142 Aldo vs Mendes.
UFC 142 Barboza vs Etim.
UFC 142 Palhares vs Massenzio.
Lazy jedi breakfast.
Tony Montana’s hell.
This is bitchin’
Fuckin’ dumb shit.
3 chins 4 stomachs and 1 great cover.
Parenting win.
Hellbent on escape.
Great transformations.
Update on the man with the golden voice.
Solved like a boss.
Elmo and he knows it.
Let’s celebrate together J man.
The hell you say?
De nada.
No shit.
So punny.
Found something a veyron sucks at.
…and never was another wedgie given.
Inertia just fucked his day.
Cat should be careful who it grooms.
Everybody has to start somewhere.
Drunk people! Unite! Celebrate this victory!
Liquipel.
I’d like to try a set of these.
Spit in the face of gravity.
Hell yeah. Fuck those hippies.
Everyone has drinking problems.
Anti snooze technology.
Die hipster scum.
Forever alone.
First world problems.
Uhhhhhhh.
Heated debate.
One happy little canine.
Very nice. I like. How much?
Agreed.
Too down.
Dumbass dogs.
Heart attack appetizers. m/
2011 beyond the words.
AHHHNOLD!
Drink up kitty.
Changing perspectives.
Awesome.
It all went so wrong.
Tough day on the job.
Youtube comment hall of fame.
Who in the goddamn fuck?
Good day to try a new sport.
More rotation needed.
Right place right time.
Let’s take a look at what made Friday the 13th great.
5 badass movie heroes who were actually just really lucky. A couple was going to a costume party. The husband was unsure of what costume to wear. His wife told him to hurry, or they would be late for the party. She was walking downstairs from the bedroom, completely naked, except on her feet were a big old floppy pair of boots. “Where is your costume?” the husband asked. “This is it,” replied his wife. “What the heck kind of costume is that?” asked the husband. “Why, I am going as Puss and Boots,” explained the wife. “Now hurry and get your costume on.” The husband went upstairs and returned in two minutes. He also was completely naked except that he had a rose vase over his penis. “What the heck kind of costume is that?” asked the wife. “I am a fire alarm,” he replied. “A fire alarm?” she repeated, laughing. “Yes,” he replied. “In case of fire, break the glass. Pull twice and I come.”