We interrupt your regularly scheduled boredom for this feast of entertainment suitable for adult and child alike (if your children are morbid and twisted little beasts)
It’s always a shame when tragedy is avoidable.
I’m with the Iraqis on this one.
That’s one hell of a reminder.
Goddamn, I love efficiency!
This makes the score mother nature 987235987235 humans 0
Being a rock star isn’t always all it’s cracked up to be.
Like something out of a loony tunes cartoon.
I LIKE BALLOON RIDES!
Something tells me radars would have a hard time finding this guy.
Some lessons learned are more expensive than others.
This is truly heart breaking.
Road rage is pretty fucking awesome.
Could this have gone ANY worse?
Frozen in indifference.
It’s all fun and games until someone gets their face broken.
When once isn’t enough, DO IT TWICE!
This day is coming! Oprah is dead!
Floor waxing without a spine.
5 serial killers who are still at large.
Good god, I want this now!
This kitty has clearly warped priorities.
That’s one way to do a commercial….
What kind of asshole flushes almost 80 grand down the toilet?
Break out a few tabs of acid, and then click this link.
Someone put this whiney bastard out of his misery already……… A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It’s after midnight. While en route home he asks the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspects his wife is having an affair and he wants to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agrees. Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip toe into the bedroom. The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back and there is his wife in bed with another man! The husband puts a gun to the naked man’s head. The wife shouts, ‘Don’t do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money. HE paid for the Corvette I gave you. HE paid for our new cabin cruiser. HE paid for your season Pittsburgh Steelers tickets. HE paid for our house at the lake. HE paid for our country club membership, and HE even pays the monthly dues!’ Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun. He looks over at the cabby and says, ‘What would you do? The cabby replies, ‘I’d cover his ass with that blanket before he catches cold.’