Some people are going to leave a mark on this world…I’ll probably leave a stain.

Rib check.
Yahoo answers FTW, scroll through them all.
This was almost me at one of my band’s shows.
Gangster fag purse snatch fail.
Awesome hat beard.
Was that really what he wanted in the news article?
Nice sign mod.
Equestrian KO.
Hilarious backfired prank.
James Bond bike.
A creative way to get blasted in the nuts.
Auto tune the dog.
So……. much………. pus.
Weird pop culture tattoos.
David Thorne’s foggot follow-up. The time machine.
Lottery simulator. Fucked up.
Imagine the offspring…
His favorite restaurant is Shakey’s.
Memory card durability test from hell.
Hoveround commercial.
RAAAAAAAANDOM.
You’re on the news, say something awesome!
Prehistoric playmate.
Don’t want to be seen being a fag…. don’t be gay. Who cares?
Parents set a great example.
Volcano time.
When you’ve sworn off human interaction, amazingly geeky shit can happen.
Oh shit moments.
Calm down Farva.
7 priceless works of art ruined by staggering acts of idiocy.
Nostaglia Critic: Short Circuit. One day Mr. Smith, the president of a corporation, called his vice-president, Dave, into his office and said, “We’re making some cutbacks, so either Jack or Barbara will have to be laid off.” Dave looked at Mr. Smith and said, “Barbara is my best worker, but Jack has a wife and three kids. I don’t know whom to fire.” The next morning Dave waited for his employees to arrive. Barbara was the first to come in, so Dave said, “Barbara, I’ve got a problem. You see, I’ve got to lay you or Jack off and I don’t know what to do?” Barbara replied, “You’d better jack off. I’ve got a headache.”