The Daily Dumb 10-19-2011

A week of dumb. Ugh.

Dirty game shows.
DIRTY dirty game shows.
Eat the batman!
DO FUCKING WANT!
What a cool pet.
Sand storm of doom.
WTF seriously?
Suspension assholes.
Quantum levitation….
Nicely done.
Famous staches.
Low maintenance pooch.
It’s still roadworthy.
A real scaredy cat.
Stupid bitches stand on dirt bike trail.
The duck of death!
The daddy of all belly flops.
Nice boat bro.
A place to put your enemies.
Best drive thru coning yet.
Important police work.
Quitting in style.
He’s so damn tough.
Grandpa’s will.
Faildunks.
Learn from a PRO.
He did this setup.
Big fat dance fails (Fucking loud, turn it down.)
Terrible inventions.
175mph ball…. ouch.
…and that’s why she’s afraid of horses.
Having the shit scared out of you.
Long live Kevin.
Lambo hoppin’
When only Maiden will do.
Hahahaha. Pwned.
I believe commenter is right.
Fucking great automotive trick.
Just like the real thing.
Seriously could use this.
6 bizarre side effects of food you eat every day.
Meanwhile in Japan.
Working the system.
Fucking kill them now.
Awesome superbike race.
Proper 4 wheelin’
Trick shot battle.
Earning his tips.
Break dancing mastery.
Taking notes.
Nighty night.
Patience.
Sad days for music.
Awesome trick.
Dad calls out his son… as hilariously as possible.
hahaha
The tough guy from previously in this installment of the dumb is about to get his ass owned.
He knows the secret.
Bambi the bitch.
I’ve never heard someone’s asshole pucker til now.
Gayest bukkake video ever.
GOOOOOAAAAALLLLLLL
Stupid ass juggalos.
Road rage.
Romanian hybrid.
Cockblock.
Kimbo the wrecking machine.
The 6 most mind blowing things ever discovered in space. After getting all of the Popes luggage loaded into the limo, (and he doesn’t travel light), the driver notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb. “Excuse me, Your Holiness,” says the driver, “Would you please take your seat so we can leave?” “Well, to tell you the truth,” says the Pope, “they never let me drive at the Vatican, and I’d really like to drive today.” “I’m sorry but I cannot let you do that. I’d lose my job! And what if something should happen?” protests the driver, wishing he’d never gone to work that morning. “There might be something extra in it for you,” says the Pope. Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 105 mph. “Please slow down, Your Holiness!!!” pleads the worried driver, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens. “Oh, dear God, I’m gonna lose my license,” moans the driver. The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio. “I need to talk to the Chief,” he says to the dispatcher. The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he’s stopped a limo going a hundred and five. “So bust him,” says the Chief. “I don’t think we want to do that, he’s really important,” said the cop. The Chief exclaimed,” All the more reason!” “No, I mean really important,” said the cop. The Chief then asked, “Who ya got there, the Mayor?” Cop: “Bigger.” Chief: “Governor?” Cop: “Bigger.” “Well,” said the Chief, “Who is it?” Cop: “I think it’s God!” Chief: “What makes you think it’s God?” Cop: “He’s got the fucking Pope as a chauffeur!!”