The Daily Dumb 10-20-2010

So last night I had sex with this girl who stutters. I was so lucky, I finished before she could say no.

SCHNITZELBANK!
He was the goddamn man….broken strings won’t slow him down.
Offroad scootin’
Sexy? Check. Clumsy? Double check.
An apple a day won’t keep the black eyes away.
Vote for this guy.
Roommate scared shitless.
Lights out retard.
Retarded tabloid headlines.
Time for some prank calls.
Makes even less sense without the music.
AHHHHHHHHH
Puppy prankin’
I like how boxing and hockey are the same sport.
Japanese robots are getting scarier.
Style and grace.
5 things you won’t believe aren’t in the bible.
Thousands of girls match description of missing sorority sister.
Emails from an asshole: Football Sunday.
Nostalgia Critic: Barb Wire. A Blonde Calls Home: “Hi Mom, How are you?” “Hi Sally, where are you? I thought you were with your father at the Ace Hardware” “Yeah we were, but I got arrested, and they’ve let me make one phone call” “What happened?” “Oh, I punched this African-American woman in the head.” “What on earth, why did you do that?” “Well it wasn’t my fault. Dad told me to find a Black & Decker.”