The Daily Dumb 10-21-2009

Mortal Kombat vs Donkey Kong, John Lajoie is back and hilarious, symphonies of science, and much much more.

First link of the n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-FUCK night!
More fun with video editing.
Balloon boy’s neighbor obviously doesn’t like it from behind.
Woman driver completely annihilates her car attempting a simple parking operation.
A very impressive bit of tumbling.
Don’t question God.
Billy Jean is not my….faceplant.
Gentlemen enjoys a nice concrete sandwich.
They’re just reporting what we all knew already.
Yahoo answers FTW.
Here here.
Nothing like losing the game for your favorite team.
Fun little Zombie shooter game.
Those must be awesome noodles.
Dumbass on home shopping network.
Asian restaurant prank.
Really random collaboration here…..
I’m going to hell for laughing at this. You are too.
Seriously? What a stupid law. Go arrest someone doing something wrong idiots.
Hilarious dog on Letterman.
Crazy neighbor lady.
See the fried butter mentioned yesterday in action.
Best bet loss consequence ever. I thought making my friend take a poo shower was good…. damn.
Jon Lajoie comes up with a hilarious new rap.
The miracle beer diet.
This pigeon is a big raiders fan.
Mortal Kombat vs. Donkey Kong.
The perfect pet for the friend you hate.
In Brazil, they play GTA for real.
Dude Jeremy, I found you a new concert shirt.
People of wal mart song and pictures.
That could’ve gone way worse.
Best gag gift for xmas this year?
Can’t decide which Kiss member to be for Halloween? How about all of them at once.
This is what happens when you mix religion and LSD.
Mortuary Love Affair!
Symphonies of science.
Schizophrenic jazz trumpeter. Crazy shit.
Bad boy fencing star implicated in yet another daring jewel heist.
6 movie heroes who sucked at their jobs. A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Oakland to Kansas City. The son, who had been looking out the window, turned to his mother and said: “If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big planes have baby planes? The mother, who couldn’t think of an answer, told her son to ask the flight attendant. So, the little boy asked the flight attendant: “If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big planes have baby planes?” The flight attendant asked: “Did your mother tell you to ask me that?” He said that she had. With a clever grin, she said: “Tell your mother it’s because Southwest Airlines always pulls out on time.”