A good scapegoat is more invited than a solution to the problem.
Mungo door OUCH.
3rd comment down. Read it.
What a hard ass.
Boot to the head.
He lights her fire.
Awesome people doing awesome shit.
Grandma can’t find the brakes.
Yoshi hates Mario.
Are you a hollywood bad guy?
Hiccup girl goes on a killing spree.
14 fast food items not available in the US that should be.
Some great posters.
Competition sucks sometimes.
Pimpin’ since pimpin’
This should’ve been a double feature with Machete.
Ultimate snow toy.
Be sure and read the reviews.
How to get the entire neighborhood high.
They find dumb shits like this in an attempt to save money.
Biker not paying attention.
Metal hula hooping.
The 7 most unintentionally creepy places on the internet.
Bird hunted to near extinction because of infuriating fuck you call.
Nostalgia Critic: Captain America. A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and asked, “May I see your driver’s license?” The driver answered, “I don’t have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.” The officer asked, “May I see the owner’s card for this vehicle?” The driver answered,”It’s not my car. I stole it.” The officer asked, “The car is stolen?” The driver answered, “That’s right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner’s card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.” The officer asked, “There’s a gun in the glove box?” The driver answered, “Yes sir. That’s where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.” The officer asked, “There’s a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?” The driver answered, “Yes, sir.” Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by! police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation. The Captain asked, “Sir, can I see your license?” The driver answered, “Sure. Here it is.” It was valid. The Captain asked, “Who’s car is this?” The driver answered, “It’s mine, officer. Here’s the owner’ card.” The driver owned the car. The Captain asked, “Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there’s a gun in it?” The driver answered, “Yes, sir, but there’s no gun in it.” Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box. The Captain asked, “Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there’s a body in it.” The driver answered, “No problem.” Trunk is opened; no body. The Captain said, “I don’t understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn’t have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.” The driver answered, “Yeah, I’ll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too!”