Stanley, that anal young fool made sculptures out of his stool. His version of “The Thinker” was really a stinker, but the portrait of Madonna was cool!
That is seriously disturbing.
This might be a step up. The last ones he had attacked his genitals.
Imagine if “awesome” was a genetic component?
He also flosses with barbed wire….
They had to go riding with “that” guy.
His ass hasn’t hurt that bad since he was doing 3-5 for embezzlement.
Got it right on the nose.
Horseshoes and hand grenades.
He’s going straight to the special class.
He was probably quoting the daily dumb.
Liu Kang fucking hates skaters.
FUCK THE POLICE
He knows the law.
Hope the trips to the shrink were worth it.
Preach it brother Beavis.
Landing needs work.
Most painful falls.
Avian posers. Three guys applied for a job with the CIA. They all got up to the final test. The first guy walked into the director’s office and sat down. The director reached in his desk and pulled out a pistol. Laying it on the desk in front of the guy, he told him, “This test is to test your loyalty. Take this gun and go up the stairs and to the first room on your right. Your wife will be in there. Put a bullet in her head.” The guy looked at him and said, “No way.” The director said, “You fail.” The next guy came in. The director told him the same thing. The second guy picked up the gun and headed for the room. He came back about 15 minutes later and told the director that he just couldn’t go through with it. The director said, “You fail.” The third guy came in. The director told him the same thing. The third guy headed up to the room. The director heard 3 shots, followed by a whole lot of ruckus-glass breaking, furniture getting smashed, things falling. The guy came back in beat up and his clothes tore up. The director said, “What happened to you?” The guy replied, “After three shots I realized that there were blanks in the gun, so I had to choke her to death.”