The Daily Dumb 10-30-2009

Things I’d rather do than watch the world series, 7 terrifying boogeyman from around the world, steve smith shows you what to do with a high hat, and much much more.

Have a great halloween folks. Dry ice bombs in mail boxes make everything more fun by the way! That’s no excuse!
Folded paper=art.
DIBS!!!!
There ain’t NO WAY that boy come from my loins!
Grandma is here, now the party can start!
Fail.
1 in a million shot.
This monkey has the right idea.
This is definitely one of the weirder brawls I’ve seen.
Now he’s going to get all of the ladies.
They’re evil!!!
Things I’d rather do than watch the world series.
Steve Smith is a badass.
SNL does beauty and the beast.
Indian drums.
The tree house to end all tree houses.
Rude awakening.
Massive ship launches.
Great white cannibal. Fuck.
Elvis knew how to party.
The fact he’s in a Pantera shirt makes it even better.
Now the ladies can be born again!
Oh yeah, it’s time for faceplants.
7 horrific boogeymen used to scare kids around the world.
That’s one way to end a clippers game early. Sid and Irv are business partners. They make a deal that whichever one dies first will contact the living one from the afterlife. So Irv dies. Sid doesn’t hear from him for about a year, figures there is no afterlife. Then one day he gets a call. It’s Irv. “So there is an afterlife! What’s it like?” Sid asks. ‘Well, I sleep very late. I get up, have a big breakfast. Then I have sex, lots of sex. Then I go back sleep, but I get up for lunch, have a big lunch. Have some more sex. Take a nap. Huge dinner. More sex. Go to sleep, and wake up the next day.” “Oh, my god,” says Sid “So that’s what heaven is like?” “Oh no,” says Irv. “I’m not in heaven. I’m a bear in Yellowstone Park.”