The Daily Dumb 10-31-2008

We explore the wonders of craigslist, let’s talk about cock and ball transplants, we’ll see what happens when dumbasses climb traffic signals, and much much more!

A merry Samhain to you all! Remember what this holiday was intended to be before silly christians ripped it off and stripped it of it’s importance. This guy fucks with people on craigslist pretty effectively.
An applicable science experiment considering today’s date.
Another Zero Punctuation game review.
Halloween graph.
Wang transplant.
Poor Tina.
Calling all henchman!
This could damn well be the funniest thing ever posted on craigslist.
Ok, what’s the catch?
Newest members of the lifetime virgin alliance.
Yahoo answers! is a source of true brilliance.
There’s nothing more precious than exploiting children to further a bigoted retarded agenda. GO PROP 8! These are the real fags. For you non-Californians, prop 8 passing would outlaw gay marriage. Car surfing tends to have nastier wipeouts than the standard surfing option.
Moron Falls Hard Car Surfing – Watch more free videos Old lady takes a bite of sidewalk.
Poor Old Lady Faceplants – Watch more free videos There’s a point when being frugal crosses boundaries. Apparently the guy was ok afterward.
Very Frightening Accident at Toll Booth – Watch more free videos Climbing up traffic signals can only lead to problems.
Rays Fan Takes Bottle to the Head – Watch more free videos I’ve seen enough of this videos to know that you never want to frighten a black man.
Classic Halloween Prank Backfire – Watch more free videos Wide Receiver breaks his leg trying to make a catch.A man is walking home alone late one foggy Halloween night, when behind him he hears: BUMP… BUMP… BUMP… Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him. BUMP… BUMP… BUMP… Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him. FASTER… FASTER… BUMP… BUMP… BUMP…. He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping. clappity-BUMP…clappity-BUMP… clappity-BUMP… on his heels, as the terrified man runs. Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, he locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps. With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door. Bumping and clapping toward him. The man screams and reaches for something, anything… All he can find is a box of cough drops! Desperate, he throws the cough drops at the coffin … …and…of…course, …the coughin’ stops!