There once was a lady from Sydney Who could take it right up to the kidney Then a man from Quebec Took it up to her neck …He had a big one now didn’t he

Today’s legos are so much cooler than the ones I had.
Awesome jackolanterns.
Pumpkin carving like a boss.
Another solid technique.
Anyone know what’s going on here?
Feline instigation.
It’s not what you think.
Pyro cat.
Super trippy costume.
Nice one gramps.
Story from Iraq.
Jump rope world record.
The 6 creepiest things discovered by new home owners.
Revenge.
Get back to work honkey.
Who’s the pussy now?
A real halloween scare prank.
Dog hates farts.
PUT THAT BITCH IN JAIL!
5 halloween parties too badass to be real that totally are. An autopsy professor was giving an introductory lecture to a class of students. Standing over a corpse, he addressed the class. “There are two things you need in order to make a career in medical forensics. First, you must have no fear.” Having said that, he shoved his finger up the corpse’s anus and licked his finger. “Now you must do the same,” he told the class. After a couple of minutes of uneasy silence, the class did as instructed. “Second,” the professor continued, “you must have an acute sense of observation. For instance, how many of you noticed that I put my middle finger up this man’s anus but licked my index finger?”