The Daily Dumb 10-6-2009

The Kindergarten killer, a different type of anti smoking PSA, a cat lady who’s nuttier than squirrel turds, and much much more.

If they were being butchered I don’t think it would sound much different.
What the hell is a rip stick?
I think Tubby Thompson here gets irritable when he’s hungry.
Russian factory explosion.
Sounds like this school has had enough bullshit.
He must be blasting some Immortal. This is awesome.
Autotune Obama.
You could totally win some bets with this trick.
Doggy on a trampoline.
Hydroplane!
Friendship………bracelet….. yeah that’s it.
Jess is a party pooper.
AHHHHNOLD!
The 10 most bizarre and absolutely stupid country music lyrics of all time.
This bitch is nuttier than squirrel turds.
First person view of causing, being buried by, and being rescued from an avalanche. Fucking nuts.
That looks like it smarted a bit.
Another episode of unlikely friends.
Forest ninja!
Fuck, this looks like it’d be a blast!
Kindergarten killer!
Haha, this bird loves Egyptian music.
She’s all class.
Anti smoking ad of another sort.
6 natural disasters that were caused by human stupidity. Doug wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office…. But she was dating someone else. One day Doug got so frustrated that he went to her and said I’ll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you… The girl looked at him, and then said, ‘NO!’ Doug said, ‘I’ll be real fast. I’ll throw the money on the floor, you bend down and I’ll finish by the time you’ve picked it up.’ She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend. So she called him and explained the situation. Her boy friend says, ‘Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast. He won’t even be able to get his pants down.’ She agreed and accepts the proposal. Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend’s call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks, ‘What happened…?’ Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, ‘The bastard had all quarters!’