The Daily Dumb 10-7-2011

There was a young lassie named Wainright Who enjoyed the position that a dog might over her shoulder she found when she looked around A whole new meaning for hindsight

Holy bleeding dentures Batman!
Kid doesn’t know how to operate the escape hatch.
How do you give a black man nightmares?
Awesome tie.
Lock and load.
Welcome to the jungle, we’ve got tons of cake.
The little drunkard that couldn’t.
Derp.
If you’re going to go to jail, fuck it.
I lost a finger nail like that once.
Coolest kids ever.
Rap cat is here to change your life.
I don’t think it’s supposed to do that.
Best prison mugshots.
Top 10 scares since last halloween.
Google: Accessory to murder.
Here’s one for all of you hatchet fags (Matty)
Hooray for greed ruining everything great.
6 innocent sounding topics that are guaranteed flame wars.
Perspective.
Hares got cluckin’ regulated.
KABOOM.
Obama needs to be committed.
This is total bullshit.
That’s one scandalous bell.
Dogs fucking hate Julia Roberts.
That’s…. shitty.
Bulletproof glass test.
May have been a little overloaded.
Is it weird that I’ve used EVERY single one of these?
Asshole wasp disposal.
No hesitation. That’s fuckin’ nuts.
Must’ve been a designer model.
6 baffling early prototypes of your favorite video games. A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The old man leans forward and says softly to his wife, “Dear, there is something that I must ask you. It has always bothered me that our 10th child never quite looked like the rest of our children. Now I want to assure you that these 75 years have been the most wonderful experience I could have ever hoped for and your answer cannot take that away. But I must know, did he have a different father?” The wife drops her head, unable to look her husband in the eye. She pauses for a moment longer and then confesses, “Yes. Yes, he did.” The old man is very shaken. The reality of what his wife had done hit him harder than he had expected. With a tear in his eye, he asks, “Who? Who was he? Who was the father?” Again, the old woman drops her head, saying nothing at first as she tries to muster the courage to tell the truth to her husband. Finally, she says, “You.”