The Daily Dumb 11-10-2009

A guy shows up to his own funeral, something that makes my inner 8 year old smile, the kind of mechanic you want working on your VW, and much much more.

This is the kind of mechanic you want working on your bug.
Girls’ soccer is better when the fists are flying.
Close call with a train.
Bambi escapes the lion.
That’s using your head.
This makes my inner 8 year old smile.
The pertinent section of the latest Fedor fight.
This kid is fucking nuts.
Stunt bi-plane cuts it a little too close.
Man, I hope this didn’t really fucking air on TV.
A guy shows up to his own funeral.
That’s a big fuckin’ kid.
Now play a real guitar you fucking loser.
2 MJ’s cross train.
Yahoo answers, here for your retarded questioning needs.
Stupid woman owned by comedian.
What the hell is this thing?
Really cool trick with a battery and some wire.
Fucking crazy hole in one.
Haha, this is English?
Oh kids these days.
6 insane laws we’ll need in the future.
The most realistic war game yet. A young fellow ran into an old man who was carring a bag. “What’s in the bag?” the youngster asked. “magic apples”, the old man replied. “Prove it”, said the young man. “Well, besides apples, what is your favorite two fruits?” asked the old man. “Watermelon and peaches”, he answered. The man handed him an apple and told him to try it out. The boy took a bite and said that it tasted like a watermelon. “Ok, turn it over”, he said. The boy did and took another bite and said that it tasted like a peach. The youngster still wasn’t convinced that they were magic. The old fellow told him to name something else that he liked to eat. “I like to eat pussy.” he snapped. The man handed him another apple and told him to try it. He took a big bite, spit it out, wipped his mouth and esclaimed, “That tasted like shit”. The old man looked at him, smiled and said, “Turn it over.”