7 things “good parents” do that screw kids up for life, badass stick figure animation, pitching a no hitter on acid, and much much more.

FMSL.
Insane crane destruction.
Very cool frisbee trick.
Return of the ninja cat.
Put a beaver on tv, and hilarious things are bound to happen.
Badass stick figure animation.
They couldn’t have seriously…. wow.
How well do you know your wiki?
Jet engine has an avian malfunction.
Fucking awesome face painting gallery.
I love how Japanese people can make me feel so normal on any day of the week.
Pitching a no hitter, tripping balls.
7 things “good parents” do that screw kids up for life. As a bagpiper, I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man who had no family or friends. The funeral was to be held at a cemetery in the remote countryside and this man would be the first to be laid to rest there. As I was not familiar with the backwoods area, I became lost and being a typical man, did not stop for directions. I finally arrived an hour late. I saw the backhoe and the crew who were eating lunch but the hearse was nowhere in sight. I apologized to the workers for my tardiness and stepped to the side of the open grave where I saw the vault lid already in place. I assured the workers I would not hold them up for long but this was the proper thing to do. The workers gathered around, still eating their lunch. I played out my heart and soul. As I played the workers began to weep. I played and I played like I’d never played before, from Going Home and The Lord is My Shepherd to Flowers of the Forest. I closed the lengthy session with Amazing Grace and walked to my car. As I was opening the door and taking off my coat, I overheard one of the workers saying to another, Sweet Jeezuz, Mary ‘n Joseph, I have never seen nothin’ like that before and I’ve been putting in septic tanks for twenty years.