The Daily Dumb 11-18-2009

The 6 most unintentionally creepy movie romances, the true face of agony, the luckiest dude alive, and much much more.

How pumpkin pies are made.
Pogofail.
She’s going to be waiting a long time for that recruiter….
The original video suddenly makes more sense.
I don’t tink so! GET OUT OF STOW!
Reporter learns that big ass snakes are not to be trifled with.
Ouch. This hurts my soul a bit.
It’s me! Every girl ever!
More dating outtakes from the 80′s.
Shit my girlfriend says.
Wedding dress of the new millenium.
View from the top of the tallest man made structure in the world.
That shot had some force behind it.
Holy…..fucking….shit…. this dude is lucky.
Just put the shades on damn it!
The face of agony.
Epiphany.
Rob Schneider is a raging douchebag.
How to survive a zombie outbreak.
Putting shit into scale.
The 6 most unintentionally creepy movie romances. Three Ladies in a Sauna THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. ‘THAT WAS MY PAGER,’ SHE EXPLAINED. ‘I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.’ A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, ‘THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.’ THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH. NOT TO BE OUTDONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED A FEEW MOMENTS LATER WITH A LONG PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END. THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER. THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID……… “WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT!!! I’M GETTING A FAX!!”