Wishes are for girls with broken hearts and guys with broken condoms.

Headshot!
Dumbass showoff.
Methinks someone is getting a DUI…..
Nice ball to the face.
First the tallest building, now the fastest coaster. I’m getting some Arab envy.
Unbreakable glass?
Epic dorkly bits…. MJ.
I remember playing this game on the schoolyard, but not with a truck.
Dude kicks his own ass.
Stupid human tricks with hats.
Fun sniper/shooter game.
Just another day in redneck town.
Good going Japan, something else to solidify your weirdness. Holographic rock diva.
AHHHHNOLD!
Like ok grandpa, I GUESS I’ll practice… gaaaawwwd.
Mascot lynch mob.
The 5 most easily avoidable movie deaths.
Nostalgia Critic: Jack Frost.
Hacking your brain. A man observed a sign in the window of a restaurant that read “Unique Breakfast” so he walked in and sat down. The waitress brought him his coffee and asked him what he wanted. “What’s your Unique Breakfast?” he asked inquisitively. “Baked tongue of chicken!” she proudly replied. “Baked tongue of chicken?… baked tongue of chicken! Do you have any idea how disgusting that is? I would never even consider eating anything that came out of a chicken’s mouth!” he fumed. Undaunted, the waitress asked, “What would you like then?” “Just bring me some scrambled eggs,” the man replied.