The Daily Dumb 11-24-2008

Gummy bears are fucking delicious, a PETA sanctioned Palin interview, Jeremy’s prayers have finally been answered, and much much more.

I think we’ve all gotten an email or seven like this one.
Norwegian television is fucked up.
Clean punch.
Fucking delicious.
I can’t help but smile at retardation to this degree.
I might have to try this instead of my usual obscenities and hail satans.
Hmmm yes, quite tragic indeed. It appears as though Muffy actually spilt her cocktail, hmmm yes.
An enjoyable waste of 3 minutes.
Sometimes when you’re a cocky fuck, karma sneaks up behind you and gives you a swift kick to your teabag when you least suspect is.
Good thing that dog was there to save this video from completely sucking.
Since they have no crime in Canada, their police car dash cams capture other cool shit.
Breakfast, from the dark side!
If you think cats are always graceful, watch this.
Badass card trick.
Boys will be boys.
This should give your inner geek a massive erection.
…and this will make him cream his pants.
Awesome, I’ve already gotten 3 people with it so far.
Oh, the things we do for love.
Some demotivational posters for you.
Bruce Lee would own you at ping pong too.
A cookbook even Jeremy can appreciate.
Death metal monk.
The secret to his success.
hahahahha, now THIS is the stupidest thing I’ve seen in ages.
More female driving prowess.
He’s lookin’ for love, and he’s got his eye on YOU!
Very interesting game.
I shudder to think at how immediate that doctor’s response was.
I don’t give a fuck if it’s a shameless parody of Dolemite, I want to see it anyhow.
There are some awesome conceivable applications for something like this.
PETA sanctioned Palin interview.
JFK conspiracy theories finally put to bed?
Poochy has a salt water enema.
Madonna is a fucking looney tune.
That’s a ton of grass, well, 5 tons of it.
Durka durka what’s that in my ass? This guy takes a knife to the heart and lives. Redneck fishing. Jeremy’s prayers have finally been answered. She has a great future in smuggling. This is fuckin’ adorable. A salesman drove into a small town where a circus was in process. A sign read:”Don’t Miss The Amazing Scotsman.” The salesman bought a ticket and sat down. There, on center stage, was a table with three walnuts on it. Standing next to it was an old Scotsman. Suddenly the old man lifted his kilt, whipped out his huge member and smashed all three walnuts with three mighty swings! The crowd erupted in applause as the elderly Scot was carried off on the shoulders of the crowd. Ten years later the salesman visited the same little town and saw the faded sign for the same circus and the same sign “Don’t Miss The Amazing Scotsman.” He couldn’t believe the old guy was still alive much less still doing his act! He bought a ticket. Again, the center ring was illuminated. This time, however, instead of walnuts, three coconuts were placed on the table. The Scotsman stood before them, then suddenly lifted his kilt and smashed the coconuts with three swings of his amazing member. The crowd went wild! Flabbergasted, the salesman requested a meeting with him after the show. “You’re incredible!” he told the Scotsman. “But I have to know something. You’re older now, why switch from walnuts to coconuts?” “Well,” said the Scot, “Me eyes are nae whit they used to be!!”