The Daily Dumb 11-28-2011

There once was a hessian named Aaron Who had no idea how to write a limerick.

Amazing precision.
Move it.
This looks so damn fun.
A laugh only a mother could love.
Dumb asses.
I think he likes the stuff.
If at first you don’t succeed, slam into it face first a couple of more times and see what happens.
Meanwhile in Iowa…..
That’s pretty damn cool.
Stunts like you wouldn’t believe.
Even the pros fuck up sometimes.
How in the fuck….
A great stuck video of the past.
Man vs Turkey.
Bitches love bikes.
Deer took dating lessons from Mike Tyson.
Mother nature being a crazy biatch again.
Pugs get their exercise.
I think he has worms.
Inappropriate uses for an uncooked turkey.
Pop rocks are a hit.
Paint me hungry.
5 insane celebrity conspiracy theories that make sense.
South Africa doesn’t fuck around.
Arnold commentary.
Star Wars.
Appropriate attire.
Communication breakdown.
These damn things are so smart.
Fun little flash game.
WTF drawing.
Neat trick.
Bottle fail.
The seatbelt’s broken. What problem?
Great, now the aliens will think we’re ALL hillbillies or in college.
Happy cleaning lady.
The more you know.
Facebook trolling at its best.
Finally a car women can park properly.
Been there, done that.
Slow mo car explosion.
The last raccoon I ran into was a dick. This one seems cool.
Cataroo.
Awesome animation idea.
Humble beginnings of auto racing.
This makes me feel a little better about the ticket I got the other day.
Smooth.
Nice flip.
Heads up.
Those crazy bicyclists!
They still got paid, like they give a shit.
If he’s a damn American Idol, let him sing?
Our Russian buddy with the badass artillery is back, and he wants some goddamn turkey.
Watch the GI Joe PSAs redubbed. Old school quality shit.
Most popular dog in Russia.
Lesson learned.
It’s the simple thigns. ,br> 8 incredible discoveries people just sort of stumbled into. I took my bitch to a carousel for a nice little chat. Bitches love talking i9n circles.