The Daily Dumb 11-3-2010

“Crime of passion” is a phrase that drives me crazy. A man murdering his girlfriend is not a crime of passion. Premature ejaculation – that’s a crime of passion.

Invisible fire.
He’ll kick your ass at tetris. He probably fails at everything else.
Hot tub prank.
It’s a good time to pee.
I remember playing teeter totter suicide. :)
Fight club for old folks.
He’d make a terrible pirate.
9 most badass and possibly insane sports of all time.
Happy baby.
Pedobear halloween.
This cracked me the fuck up all over again.
Breast… best fight scene ever!
That’s a big ole bitch!
Butterfly farts.
Commando: The musical.
Mother daughter tag team?
I react the same way when woken surprisingly.
Damn old people.
Grizzly video.
Rocket test.
Tornado kite surfing.
I really miss this game.
5 insane ways words can control your mind.
Social security scam robs elderly by convincing them they are dead.
The Nostalgia Critic rips Vanilla Ice a new asshole. Tour Bus driver is driving with a Bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old Lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about five more times. When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the little old lady, ‘Why don’t you eat the Peanuts yourself”? ‘We can’t chew them because we’ve no teeth’, she replied. The puzzled driver asks, ‘Why do you buy them then”? The Old Lady Replied, ‘We just love the Chocolate around them”.