The Daily Dumb 11-4-2011

There was a young man from Cape Horn, who wished he had never been born, and he wouldn’t have been, if his father had seen that the tip of the rubber was Torn !

Crazy automotive close call.
Pranking a new mom.
Dodgeball evade.
Interesting take on this track.
Moby who?
This guy is retarded in a very hilarious way.
Design improved.
Can’t fucking wait!
Smart teacher.
Ouchie.
Dead tree gets revenge.
Pwned.
Another good scare prank.
Is this cat on drugs?
Double whammies.
Scaredyporter.
Go eat another brownie and chill dawg.
Must have been important.
Double board dive.
Lights out.
Women parking.
Your future corporate leader.
Bitches be crazy.
I hope his mom finds this video and shows it to every girl he ever brings home.
Gallery of chicks driving.
Bollywood is sure creative.
I hate that.
Dibs!
Play dress up.
Pointless dog trick.
Montage of conan.
Pencil art.
Fake trick or treater.
Awesome prank.
Can you solve this?
The real reason for a fanny bag.
Scooters are gay.
Playing god in science class.
This never happens in the movies.
Switching Chris Farley’s coffee.
Pig on pig action.
Bullies of yesteryear.
Telemarketing solved.
Controversial footage of a coon being hosed down.
TRICK or treat.
High tech vending machine.
5 backup plans that would have changed modern history. A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. ‘What do you think you’re doing?’ asks the wife. ‘They’re on sale, only $10 for 24 cans’ he replies. ‘Put them back, we can’t afford them’ demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping. A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket. ‘What do you think you’re doing?’ asks the husband. ‘It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,’ replies the wife. Her husband retorts: ‘So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it’s half the price.’